Weapons of Mass Distraction

An extremely distracting thing or things. The object varies greatly and relatively to the person.

A super-nerd seeing a sweet, newly released computer during his PSATs.

by Marvin Berry December 9, 2004

WEAPONS GRADE AMATUER

A fool, an idiot, a blunderer, someone who plays the game when they really should be in the grandstand.

We auditioned a couple of drummers yesterday. The second guy was alright, but the first was a weapons grade amatuer.

by black flag May 31, 2004

weapons of mass deception

Imaginary weapons used to distract people from the truth.

Bush's weapons of mass deception are killing innocent civilians.

by g July 8, 2003

Weapons Drawn

Pipstar’s favourite game, he forces us to play this game to show how good he is.

Weapons Drawn is the best game.

by PatrickMat February 21, 2022

Weapons Grade Cunt

The most despicable, contemptible, arrogant, self important human imaginable.

Derivative of Weapons Grade Uranium.. because prior to Hans Blix, we needed someone to remind everyone that garden variety uranium wasn't nearly as lethal as weapons grade uranium. The distinction between a normal everyday cunt and a WGC is just as stark.

My boss is a weapons grade cunt.

by Struth! January 31, 2019

weapons of mass destruction

1. A weapon so powerful that simple possession of it influences policy decisions and deters aggressors.

2. An annoying collection of words that will usually induce intelligent but information deficient individuals to vomit generalized arguments against a broader, long-term regional policy that they will not understand even after it has played out.

1. The 2nd use of WMD is closely related to the following chain of events: Billy is a hipster. Billy is smart but dropped economics at University. Billy has never read an intelligence finding or foreign policy report. Billy sees a TSHIRT that says ‘no blood for oil’. Billy knows the following: BUSH&CHENEY are oilmen. Iraq has oil. Billy regurgitates what he hears from MoreOn.org and Al Franken. Billy is useful. Billy is an idiot. Billy wants to invizzle the Mullahs to a love in. We have to pay to protect Billy

by Randy Bounds December 11, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction

1. Biological, nuclear, or chemical weapons designed to kill on a large scale
2. Things that the US own, but monitors everybody else's use of, because they have some deluded idea that only they can responsibly own them.
3. Also known as NEII (Not Existent In Iraq)

George W. Bush says we must invade Iraq because they had WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, and then passes resolutions authorizing the US to build more WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

by Not Proud to be an American July 26, 2003