Thumbs up if you're watching this in...

What happens when a bunch of fucking idiots on Youtube think of a way to get thumbs up on a video from a year ago or more. It goes like this:

*Video from at least a year ago*

"LULOLOYULUOULZZZZZ TUMZ OOP IF YURZ wochin dis in 2012!!11111!11111111!"

Me: No, I'm listening to this in 1933.

"lulz hipstr fag"

"Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012."

Me: Kill yourself.

(I have to include the title in the example so Thumbs up if you're watching this in...)

by Chowder183 August 27, 2012

Pocket Watching

Monitoring someone's expenses to determine their financial status.

Girl I'm pocket watching this time I can't deal with another broke nigga.

by BeardGangERNurse October 13, 2017

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO

This is the link to the OG "Never gonna give you up" video. (Well minus a slash at the front because you cant have links :p)

Guy 1: Hey i have a link for you
Guy 2: can i see?
Guy 1: https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO
Guy 2: Seriously.
ALTERNATE TIMELINE
Guy 1: Hey i have a link for you.
Guy 2: oh can i see?
Guy 1: https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO
Guy 2: I'd recodnise that link anywhere. Don's even THINK about TRYING to rickrol me.
Guy 1: Frick-

by SnowytheVulpix January 11, 2021

watch me

Used when someone can't believe you're about to do something and/or dares you to do it.

Your boss: "You can't quit my money-hungry company, just because you don't like the way it's run"
You: "Oh yeah ?... Watch me !"

by Whateverman March 10, 2006

bogan watching

The practice of going to a well known area where bogans congregate, or a typically bogan suburb, to observe the latest in bogan dramas (that is, women with cigarette voices screeching at their rat-tailed kids, and men in flannellette shirts swearing, drinking VB and saying lewd things to innocent passerbys) and developments in boganwear (like the slow decline of the mullet, to be replaced with the rat's tail).

A form of solipsism, with bogans as the subject.

"Where you off to?"
"Oh, I'm going bogan watching at Broady."

by jely April 7, 2008

Ninja Watcher

Someone who watches YouTubers but doesn't subscribe, like or any form of interaction with the channel.

Yo we got a lot of ninja watchers on our live stream today.

by ninjawatcher July 30, 2021

invisible Wrist Watch

After having sex with a woman you don't want to forget, ejaculate in your hand and give her an Indian Rug Burn where her wrist watch would be. Then Everytime she goes to look at the time she will think of you.

So Davey and I keep sharing Sally as a sex partner but she is always calling Davey not me. But last time I gave her the old Invisible Wrist Watch and now she calls me like clock work!

by Scubaubatch November 26, 2017