roger waters

One of the geniouses behind the psychadelic beauty that is Pink Floyd. it's too bad that he's kind of a jackass.
-he sued the other members of the band for the name after he left
-he spit in a fans face
-his solo stuff is pretty shitty
-and he has a pretty damn big nose

"Roger Waters spat in my face"
"what an honor!"

by mooth March 9, 2005

watershed

used to describe when something awkward happens that totally changes the mood

(two dudes talking to each other)
A: "Dude the other day I couldn't find any short sleeve shirts or shorts to wear and it was so hot"
B: "That sounds so hot"
A: "Watershed"

by zanilove June 29, 2008

Chummin' the waters

Excreting feces which has the characteristics of beef stew or chili; usually feces lacks substance and solidity.

"I need to go chum the waters"

"Why did he go to the bathroom?"
"He's chummin' the waters."

by Daniel Elliot November 19, 2006

Romero's Wager

The principle that being prepared for impending zombie apocalypse is the safer bet than not being prepared, as the loss if one is incorrect is minuscule in relation to the reward if one is correct.

"Dude? Why do you have a chainsaw and a sawed-off in your umbrella stand?"

"Romero's Wager, man."

by CaptainScorpio April 12, 2009

Pascal's Wager

Fallacious argument trotted out by religious believers, particularly in the Judeo-Christian tradition, in favour of belief in divinity. The argument goes as follows: you may either believe in God or not, and he may or may not actually exist. If you believe in him, it is irrelevant if he doesn't exist (and by extension there is no afterlife), while if he does you are offered a place in the light eternal. If you don't believe in him, then if you are right it is irrelevant to your metaphysical fate and if you are wrong you will go to Hell. Therefore you might as well believe in him ... what do you have to lose?

Leaving aside the pettiness the argument ascribes to a supposedly all-loving and all-powerful God who has supposedly gifted us with some of the finest intellects on the planet, the problem with the argument is that it ignores the fact that a life lived in the firm belief in a supernatural entity is likely to be different from one lived in the acceptance that there is no such being. Belief in God seldom comes on its own, but as part of the package offered by a formal religion. As such, it frequently involves the acceptance of taboos and fears that have nothing to do with the rational or the physical world, and that are liable to crush any hope that many people may have for happiness it what may well be the only life they will ever know. Arguably it is shameful to give over what are likely the finest minds to have evolved in billions of years of life on Earth to such malarkey. Furthermore, there is of course the small matter expounded by that great religious thinker, Homer J. Simpson, in the well-known Simpson Rebuttal.

Pascal's Wager is a fallacious wager.

by Fearman February 23, 2008

waterscraper

When you're on the toilet, and you poop so much that your poop rises above the toilet water line.

I ate so much pasta last night that I'm sure I'm going to build a waterscraper come tomorrow morning.

by C-na October 30, 2013

Waterslot

When you stick your dick in the water jet of a pool and cum

I was chilling in a public pool and someone decided to dare me to do a waterslot

by Chase blackshire May 29, 2020