rlly funny my favorite genshin titkoker >:) likes childe for some reason, has just about 10k followers on tiktok and they r how womon
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by nenechii May 31, 2022
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These crappy, immature, illiterate nobodies proceed to write completely-predictable, unoriginal garbage, and happen to get around 100,000 reads, 100,000 votes, and 100,000 comments about how amazing the stories are (I'm surprised their little brains can even tell the works apart, considering they're all the same). These comments consist of things like "omg ur SO talnted", "oh wander wutll hapn necst", and "right MOAR!" (please don't).
And to beat it all, the very few half-decent writers on the garbage site get about five reads if their story isn't about vampire-werewolf love triangles or One Direction fanfiction. Way-to-go, Wattpad!
These crappy, immature, illiterate nobodies proceed to write completely-predictable, unoriginal garbage, and happen to get around 100,000 reads, 100,000 votes, and 100,000 comments about how amazing the stories are (I'm surprised their little brains can even tell the works apart, considering they're all the same). These comments consist of things like "omg ur SO talnted", "oh wander wutll hapn necst", and "right MOAR!" (please don't).
And to beat it all, the very few half-decent writers on the garbage site get about five reads if their story isn't about vampire-werewolf love triangles or One Direction fanfiction. Way-to-go, Wattpad!
Random girl: OMG wattpad is so cool!
Me: Actually, it's crap. Get off there, before it rots your brain any farther.
Random girl reading book: I'm reading this new book called "Secret Wings"!
Me: What's happened so far?
Random girl: Well, this girl Hailey has no mom. It says, "The only thing that could be called unusual in her life was that her mother had disappeared into thin air not long after Hailey's birth." I can't IMAGINE what will happen!
Me: Well, taking from both the title and that cruddy "foreshadowing" you just gave me, the main character will have something happen to her that reveals she is some mythical creature, go on some dumb quest to find her mother, and after a whole lot of garbage, be reunited with her mother.
Random girl: Yeah, well I bet that doesn't happen!
-Ten minutes later-
Random girl: Oh my gosh! She's a fairy!
-Twenty minutes later-
Random girl: Yes! She's found her mother!
Me: God, help us.
To help you imagine Wattpad, this "story" is actually in second place for Fantasy.
Me: Actually, it's crap. Get off there, before it rots your brain any farther.
Random girl reading book: I'm reading this new book called "Secret Wings"!
Me: What's happened so far?
Random girl: Well, this girl Hailey has no mom. It says, "The only thing that could be called unusual in her life was that her mother had disappeared into thin air not long after Hailey's birth." I can't IMAGINE what will happen!
Me: Well, taking from both the title and that cruddy "foreshadowing" you just gave me, the main character will have something happen to her that reveals she is some mythical creature, go on some dumb quest to find her mother, and after a whole lot of garbage, be reunited with her mother.
Random girl: Yeah, well I bet that doesn't happen!
-Ten minutes later-
Random girl: Oh my gosh! She's a fairy!
-Twenty minutes later-
Random girl: Yes! She's found her mother!
Me: God, help us.
To help you imagine Wattpad, this "story" is actually in second place for Fantasy.
by Trevrizent February 15, 2015
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They also make their own "books"
(Which is also fanfiction), which turn out to be dog shit and barely readable.
They also make their own "books"
(Which is also fanfiction), which turn out to be dog shit and barely readable.
Julie: "Hey, Betty! Have you seen the new Junkook fanfiction book?"
Betty: "Julie, stop reading fanfiction and uninstall Wattpad, please. You're addicted. We've talked about this."
Betty: "Julie, stop reading fanfiction and uninstall Wattpad, please. You're addicted. We've talked about this."
by SleekRainbow July 4, 2020
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Can be found working at a restaurant or coffee shop with the main female love interest. He radiates confidence, even if he isn't aware of it. His playful smirks with a raised eyebrow are just part of his alluring charm.
In conclusion hot af and a little mysterious
Can be found working at a restaurant or coffee shop with the main female love interest. He radiates confidence, even if he isn't aware of it. His playful smirks with a raised eyebrow are just part of his alluring charm.
In conclusion hot af and a little mysterious
"Alex doesn't know how hot he is, hes such a wattpad boy"
"He's so freaking talented and nonchalant! He's literally a wattpad boy"
"He's so freaking talented and nonchalant! He's literally a wattpad boy"
by Thisrighthereisstrange December 1, 2021
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Potentially the worst kind of hand job ever. Any other method is welcomed but this one, and I think I can speak for the majority on this one.
Potentially the worst kind of hand job ever. Any other method is welcomed but this one, and I think I can speak for the majority on this one.
So, I was at the dinner table, and my girlfriend decided to give me a WTTPHJ under the table right in front of my parents.
Nobody likes WTTPHJ's.
Nobody likes WTTPHJ's.
by WTTPHJ August 22, 2010
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