wtfwydt

why the fuck would you do that

Andrew broke off his engagement and we all said wtfwydt

by Anonymus 14 March 19, 2010

wtfiwwp

What the fuck is wrong with people? Applicable to almost any situation in which people say stupid things, believe something stupid, or behave badly.

Q: Did you see the news today, a couple in Salinas, CA tried to sell a baby at Wal-Mart.

A: Are you joking, wtfiwwp???

by arevolutionofone July 13, 2010

WTFWZJ

What The Fuck Would Zombie Jesus Do?

Whenever I'm not sure what to do, I just ask myself WTFWZJD?

by ZombieJesus666 November 14, 2010

WTFKWIDFAY

Most commonly refers to "Who the fuck knows what I'm doing fuck yall", also sometimes used for "What the fuck, kick William in da fucking ass yo".

Amber - "Sup nig?"

William - "WTFKWIDFAY"

Amber - "Ok!" *kicks him in the ass*

William - "Not that definition!"

by sasaraiharmonia January 14, 2009

WTFW

Abbreviation of "What the fuck, what?"

Usually used in response to a questionable WTF where it is unclear what the other party is saying WTF about.

Also used as a denial of WTF in conversations where someone says WTF when the situation does not warrant it.

1:
Josh: I picked up the pizza and I'm on my way home now.

Jeff: WTF?

Josh: WTFW?

2:
Jeff: I was so hungry I ate some shortbread cookies with cream cheese.

Ashley: WTF?

Jeff: WTFW?

by deadvirgo July 6, 2010

wtftmi

acronym: way the f*ck too much inforation

dude, wtftmi in that statement

by donpedro999 September 9, 2006

WTFIW

Where the fuck is Waldo. An expression after one spends large amounts of time looking for Waldo in the childrens book "where's Waldo".

ARGHHHHH WTFIW IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR AN HOUR.

by DesertSacadaSpider January 7, 2011