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Woodstock Union High School

A wonderful place where everyone smokes weed and drinks. The student body consists of almost all preppy rich kids, stoners, and redneck trash. A small portion of the school, often referred to as the "brothers" (not a reference to black people, which there are none of in Vermont) actually know how to get jiggy with it on the weekends. Also, almost everyone sells pot.
Guy 1: Hey man, where can I get some weed?

Guy 2: Just ask any of the students at Woodstock Union High School, they're all selling or tokin'.
by VanillaThunder February 24, 2015
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bear shit in the woods

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.
Q:You wanna go out drinking tonight?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?
by PTM May 27, 2006
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woodstalkers

Woodstalkers are people that live in the woods and sell prime times and liquor to young kids while their at parties in the woods
" Morgan and me went to look for the woodstalkers so she could get more liquor and i could get more prime times "
by Mr. PT October 24, 2007
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woodsnuckery

Banter / the description of words written or spoken in jest which may not be entirely serious despite the person in the act of woodsnuckery trying to suggest otherwise.
To suggest that "Steve Cotterill is the best young manager outside of the premiership." is surely blatant woodsnuckery.
by Longsider January 12, 2008
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Into the Woodsed

When you go to see a movie for a specific character or actor, and they die within the first 10-15 minutes of the movie.
I went to go see Into The Woods, and The Wolf died ten minutes in. I got into the woodsed.

I went to go see The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies for Smaug, but he died 10 minutes into the movie. I got into the woodsed.
by Nygmobblepot December 27, 2014
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Tiger Woods

verb:

To have several inexplicable relationships with women far less hot that one's wife, and subsequently ruin one's reputation. May or may not be accompanied by a car crash.
I used to look up to him as someone who had it all and still managed to live a decent, honest life, but then he went and pulled a Tiger Woods and now I can never look at him the same way again.
by sdevs December 6, 2009
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Whooshed

Related to R/Whoosh which means a joke has completely gone over your head ("whoosh") is the sound of something flying over you
You got whooshed = you completely misunderstood the point of the joke
by antimansplainers September 29, 2018
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