Chiquita Wipe

An action performed when a yellow car is sighted. You say "Chiquita Wipe" and "wipe" or rub your nearest friend anywhere on their person, much like slug bug. Chiquita is pronounced "Chikweeta," the wrong pronounciation is used purposefully.

Hey a yellow car! Chiquita wipe! *wipes friend*

by Zephram January 4, 2015

ghost wipe

the result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement. There is no fecal matter residue on the toilet paper after the first wipe. The wad would resemble that of a ghost after he/she makes feces.

After moving her bowels, Mrs. Jones was pleasantly suprised to have a ghost wipe for the second straight day.

by Alfonso P. McLean April 4, 2004

wasted wipe

pulling the trigger mid-shit and wiping before you are really done.

I can’t handle the heartache of another wasted wipe.

by H. Bruce Washington July 7, 2021

man wipes

the wipes a man uses after crapping to have a clean finish

I just got rid of skidmarks, thanks to man wipes.

by GeorgeBrett78 May 25, 2015

bung wipe

1. an insult
2.toilet paper

1. shut up bung wipe
2. dammit, i ran out of bung wipes

by Pierce February 16, 2005

get wiped

This is a term used in basketball when someone gets their shot blocked extremely hard.

David Stern: Did you see Kobe earlier?
Phil Jackson: When he was forcing threes or when he got his dunk blocked.

David Stern: Yea I was in the press box and I tried to hold it in but I had to yell out get wiped.

by ceejmhs February 20, 2010

Miracle Wipe

After defecating, the first wipe of one's ass reveals a piece of toilet paper that is completely spotless and free of fecal matter. This is evidence that one's ass is already clean, requiring no further wipes.

I had to take a dump right before class. Luckily I had a miracle wipe, or I would've been late for sure!

by docpyser September 25, 2010