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Wilton

Everyone who has said that Wilton is snooty or pointless doesn't know what they are talking about. I live in Wilton, and I admit its no New York, but its a lot better than the reputation its getting on this website. It may have a lot of really wealthy people but none of them are close to as snooty as people from New Canaan or Darien. The houses in Wilton are just as big and with much more land. The houses in Darien don't even have 1/2 of the ammount of land as we have. My mom is a builder in New Canaan and she comes home with stories about how bitchy her customers are. She enjoys her job a lot more when working with a Wiltonian. Wilton has a great sports program and an exceptional educational program. Much better than those in New Canaan or Darien. Wilton is known for its schooling and sports. If anyone wants to diss Wiltonians anymore they can call me up. And about our so called "drug issues" every town has their group of people who do drugs. You are making Wilton sound like Harlem for God's sake. There are more stoners in all of our surrounding towns (Norwalk, New Canaan, Darien, Greenwich.) Before you go and diss Wilton look at yourselves (New Canaan, Darien, etc.) Have you ever heard anyone diss Wilton's attitude? You hear a lot more people say how stuck up New Canaan is. Everyone from New Canaan and Darien have this annoying preppy speech problem. They overuse the words "like" and "um" like crazy (refer to Example.) And by the way Wilton is definitely NOT a wannabe of Darien or New Canaan. Wilton's sports are getting better every year. I don't think that you can say the same for Darien or New Canaan. The incoming Freshman class is thriving with many great athletes. So I would watch what you are saying before we kick your ass in Lacrosse 2007!!
DARIEN PERSON-"Wanna like go play lax at my hizzouse? We can totally like chill in my backyard. We have a whole foot between our back door and the neighbors fence."

NEW CANAAN PERSON-"umm..like..at my hizzouse we have 2 feet."

WILTON PERSON- "wow"
by l.w.m.w August 23, 2006
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wiltucky

The hillrod, inbred, yellow hammer, stump-jumpin town of Wilmington, Illinois. Similar to Kentucky. Where your Mama is your wife and so is your sister.
Tell me where you live, Cletus.

I live in Wiltucky!!
by Mama ski April 20, 2018
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Wilton NH

a tiny town in middle-of-nowhere new hampshire consisting of two shitty waldorf schools, a main street with stores that are never open and don't sell anything useful or even nice, and populated by a bunch of middle-aged moms on crack.
anyone from wilton nh probably won't get anywhere in life

"i'm from wilton nh" where?" "southern new hampshire*"
by utopia_unfound January 31, 2019
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wilth

What I'd Like To Hear

It is used when a song you like passes on the radio, and also it can be used as a name for your music playlist.
"- Bro, that song is lit!

- I know, it's definitely wilth."
by y2603 February 28, 2019
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Summer Wiltshire

a stupid short girl that’s loud and think she’s rock solid
You don’t wanna meet a summer wiltshire
by epicgamermoment_69 July 3, 2020
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wilting

The action of wasting entire days under a quilt or wilt
"I spent all day wilting it on the sofa"
by dvoid March 12, 2005
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Salisbury wiltshire

SalisburyWiltshire is a city in the south west of England and is one of the most dangerous cities in the country. It has been voted the capital of gun crime and street violence in the UK due to local bands like the ‘ Trap Door Nasties’. The band will usually rap about the true life, hardship and the crimes in Salisbury Wiltshire which gave them a fan base of more than 28likes on facebook. The ‘Trap door nasties’ formed after a multitude of stabbings and drive by shootings occurred in Bishops Wordsworth (the local grammar school).
Salisbury is a city with a population of more than 2 million Indians and Polish which results in the city centre it having more curry houses,shit drug dealers and smelly prostitutes per square kilometre (k m-2) in the world. Every summer the population doubles as all Polish take extended holidays in Salisbury and they somehow set up shops like ‘Barvish ,Snip , chick-o-land and Charlies Store’
Salisbury is not just famous for their musical talents, but also their famous for their comedy acts. ‘I met nature’ Started as a ‘Grimecore’ band under the name of bleeding cunt , however they turned to a comedy act which can seen every night at british legion as no one would give them a record deal. Brook Laing is the local Wolverine in the mosh pits, and has a forehead brimming with musical talent. He is currently lead vocalist for the band ‘past is PROLAPSE’ Other bands include bury the betrayer who labels themselves as pop punk and is similar to McFly.
Do you want to go to a gig tonight seeing as there's so many venues in salisbury wiltshire?"

I would but only Dakota skyline and I met nature are playing tonight:(

Local band ‘bury the betrayer’ put the BURY in to salisBURY wiltshire

I love salisbury wiltshire
by archbishop of banterbury2 April 7, 2011
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