Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

A joke shop located in Diagon Alley where all you're pranking dreams come true. Owned by Fred (RIP) and George Weasley. Home to anything fun in the wizarding world. Well known for insulting Voldemort with the You-Know-Poo sign.

Argus Filch's worst nightmare...

Dude, let's go to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!

Yea I need to restock my joke supplies! Filch took it all.

by TrueMILAer December 27, 2010

wheepup

The nickname given to the cutest and most precious woman in the world, Jung Wheein of Mamamoo. Her puppy-like personality inspired that nickname (that can also go the other way- pupwhee)

Wheepup is honestly the prettiest human earth has ever hold
This world doesn't deserve our wheepup

by Dear Hwasa November 19, 2018

bro wheeze

bro wheeze is a supernatural being made of the constructs of time, space, 13 other dimensions and a male genitalia. It is said that he was amidst the rise and fall of the dinosaurs, the egyptians and the roman empire always lurking in the shadows, wheezing. The only thing superior to the mighty bro wheeze is his nigga yung breezy. In his 3 dimensional form, bro wheeze takes the shape of a cyclops penis with a singular testicle alongside his bionic testicle.

Jesus: Who are you?
bro wheeze: *wheeze*

by Dr. Fluffykins May 17, 2020

Water wheeled

Fanning your hands in a circle to scoop a waft of your fart towards your nose so as not to waste the olfactory deliciousness. Like a water wheel scoops water from the creek to mill flour.
She was oddly turned on after he gassed. then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.

She was oddly turned on after he gassed, then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.

by Rjb4cards April 15, 2021

One Wheel Drive

A Truck(or any vehicle) that is two wheel drive with an open differential. If a vehicle has a diff locker, positraction, or at bare minimum, limited slip, it can then be considered a two wheel drive. One Wheel drives have no business hitting the trail and off-roading, unless the drivers a crazy fucker like me and is ready to get stuck in menial situations and expend some effort on some vehicle recovery. Oh, but they work great for doing doughnuts on flat ground and haulin dead hookers to the riverbed.

Me: *on phone* " hey bro, can you help me out man, and bring your Toyota 4-By and a tow strap!"

random bro of mine: " aw shit man... did you get your One Wheel Drive Piece of Shit Ford Ranger stuck on a speed bump again?!!!"

Me: *Shamefully Mutter* "Yeah, fuck off and help me out. The truck works great for bangin your mom in the back!!"

by TheAnonymousGuy123 February 2, 2009

retrograde wheelbarrow

A sexual position in which the male (or pitcher) stands behind the female (catcher) and holds her legs up while she holds herself up with her arms in a wheelbarrow-like position, face down. It is in this position that the two engage in thrustings and moanings of sorts.

Male 1 - Dude, my girlfriend and I tried out the retrograde wheelbarrow last night. It was great.
Male 2 - I've gotta try that, soon.

by ryantowelpants November 23, 2007

third wheel

Someone out of a trio whom is seemingly the least relevant.

Me and my two friends were hanging out at the mall and I was the third wheel half the time.

by bitstripslang September 21, 2016