kamikaze weather

Very cold weather, so named from the nasty nip in the air.

Fellow 1: Brrrr. It's bitterly cold out there, old bean.
Fellow 2: I couldn't agree more. It's definitely kamikaze weather. Wouldn't want to go out in it, that's for sure.

by Flakey December 28, 2008

weather porn

(noun) Footage of severe weather causing damage or incredible phenomena, which are enjoyable and gratifying to the viewers. Weather porn is a common product of storm chasers and news stations. Tornadoes are by far the most common subject of weather porn, but hurricanes, thunderstorms and flooding events can produce effective weather porn. Some weather porn may involve no damage, such as a view of the storm itself. In this context, a good money shot is a closeup of the storm doing damage.

Weather-related video clips that include title/keywords such as "Incredible," "Amazing," "Deadly" and other superlatives are often a good marker of weather porn.

The Super Outbreak of 2011 seemed to result in a similar outbreak of weather porn!

by Lefty September 25, 2013

bipolar weather

Weather that changes dramatically from day to day.

dude 1--Man its hard to get used to the bipolar weather here in Kansas. Yesterday it was colder than a witch's tittie and today its nicer than hell.

dude 2--Love it today cause tomorrow itll rain.

by tony oats February 4, 2008

Fair Weather Patriot

Someone who waxes philosophical about being Patriotic but would never actually join the Military and put their ass on the line for anything. To the Fair Weather Patriot simply voting and paying taxes is enough.

Fair Weather Patriot: (Singing Lee Greenwood) "And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today!"

Military Guy: (Interrupting) "Hey man you know we've been at war for like ten years now right? Why haven't you stood up next to me and defended her still today like the song says?"

Fair Weather Patriot: "I do my part -- I vote and pay my taxes."

by Not A Fair Weather Patriot May 25, 2011

Chamber of Commerce Weather

Any type of sunny weather that would attract visitors to your city. In Atlanta, that means 65 degrees and sunny on a Saturday in February.

We had a client team come in from Detroit on Friday, and due to the Chamber of Commerce weather, they just wanted to go to Park Tavern and drink all afternoon.

by IrishMike February 19, 2008

Weather Martyr

A person who sacrifices warmth in extremely cold weather to remain stylish.

Person 1: Dude, that guy is a total weather martyr.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He's wearing a leather jacket, blue French shirt, blue jeans, and converses in sub-zero temperatures. He is freezing his nuts off to look good rather than putting on a real jacket.

by Jonathan S. Tuttle January 4, 2010

Weather-Confused Hoe

A girl who comes to school on a normal basis wearing a hoodie sweatshirt, booty shorts, and Uggs.

Guy 1: Look at that chick! Her clothes are for way too many different season!
Guy 2: Must be a weather-confused hoe.

by Oyashiro-sama October 8, 2010