8 definitions by tony oats
dude 1--Man its hard to get used to the bipolar weather here in Kansas. Yesterday it was colder than a witch's tittie and today its nicer than hell.
dude 2--Love it today cause tomorrow itll rain.
dude 2--Love it today cause tomorrow itll rain.
by tony oats February 4, 2008
when you have to be removed from an area and the mode of transportation is the wheelchair. The result of drinking enough.
paul- how was your thanksgiving?
bray- allright. the family went to the chiefs/broncos game. Colin was OOC'n outrageous and got in a fight with a cop and had to leave.
paul- did he get arrested?
bray- nah, they put him in handcuffs and escoted to the parking lot in a wheelchair.
paul- Wheelchair Status on thanksgiving?!!? I bet the BabyGlove was proud.
bray- allright. the family went to the chiefs/broncos game. Colin was OOC'n outrageous and got in a fight with a cop and had to leave.
paul- did he get arrested?
bray- nah, they put him in handcuffs and escoted to the parking lot in a wheelchair.
paul- Wheelchair Status on thanksgiving?!!? I bet the BabyGlove was proud.
by tony oats December 4, 2006
an acronym that means Out Of Control, but it is pronounced like it is spelled. most of the time it is when you have spent all day drinking and dont remember the last 5 hours of your day. During this blackout phase you literally lose control of your judgement and say and do whatever you want especially if it is in your worst interest.
tony- i dont know what happened last night, but i woke up in a jail cell.
mike- yeah you OOCing out last night, you were hitting on some bouncer's girlfriend and when they threw you out you started throwing snow balls at them.
paul- why didnt you stop me?
mike- I tried but you were too OOC'd out, i just had to let you learn the hard way.
paul- i think i got her number
mike- yeah you OOCing out last night, you were hitting on some bouncer's girlfriend and when they threw you out you started throwing snow balls at them.
paul- why didnt you stop me?
mike- I tried but you were too OOC'd out, i just had to let you learn the hard way.
paul- i think i got her number
by tony oats December 1, 2006
the seasonal blowjob you get from that fat girl from high school (that will always be in love with you) when she comes back into town for christmas, thanksgiving, etc.
mike- i saw you talking to susie all night
rob- yeah, i had to put in my time so i could get some holiday head
rob- yeah, i had to put in my time so i could get some holiday head
by tony oats December 19, 2006
Boob to Stomach ratio. This has to do with the proportion of the boobs sticking out farther than the stomach. Standards are dependent on preferences, but any ratio that has B bigger than S is good.
Alan- I like a 3:1, thats probably perfect for me, but I'd date a 4:2 or maybe a 3:2
Bret- last night you took home a 6:4
Alan- yeah. I double the BTS Ratio when I've been drinking
Bret- last night you took home a 6:4
Alan- yeah. I double the BTS Ratio when I've been drinking
by tony oats May 3, 2007
when you get a boner sitting down and have to stand up and the tent would be obvious. Flip Mode is a move where you move the boner from the down/poking out postion to the up position resting between your belt and your stomach. should be done to do this in one motion so it looks like you are just standing up.
paul- I was staring at katy's legs in class today and mrs. beltson called on me to go to the board
steve- oh shit
paul- its cool I went into flip mode and did the problem
steve- yeah i have to go into flip mode 'bout three times a day. have you ever been caught?
paul- nah, i got that move down like 1st floor to basement
steve- oh shit
paul- its cool I went into flip mode and did the problem
steve- yeah i have to go into flip mode 'bout three times a day. have you ever been caught?
paul- nah, i got that move down like 1st floor to basement
by tony oats December 21, 2006
Rob- how was work yesterday?
Mike- terrible, I labored with three new guys that didnt know shit 'bout shit. I had to get Nick Nolted on the way home.
Mike- terrible, I labored with three new guys that didnt know shit 'bout shit. I had to get Nick Nolted on the way home.
by tony oats December 10, 2006