wassermerron

a kind of melon that creates enjoyment for Germans (hence the wasser bit) and Japanese (merron)alike. They are often so greatly pleased that they shake their arms about in a gleeful fashion.

A JAPANESE MAN: Hello Gunter, how would you like some wassermerron?
GUNTER THE GERMAN: Ja ja!
then a lot of rejoicing goes on. Hoorah!

by JoopishKing March 25, 2009

wassercat

A person who pours soda into other another person's mailbox, traditionally done so on Superbowl Sunday.

You damn wassercats have done this for the last time!

by Shoobadoop June 14, 2016

Wassim

Wassim in Arabic means handsome, and so as his name describes him, Wassim is a very hot guy, but he doesn’t just rely on his hotness to get what he wants, he is also a genius guy who can get himself off of every situation using just his brains. Although he seems very cold and shy at first sight Wassim is very kind and sociable with people, but beware of him because he can either be the best person you’ll ever meet or the worst. Even though Wassim accords a huge importance to sex, he’s never been in love nor does he feels the need to be.

A: I can’t believe that that hot guy was so crazy & fun, he looks so shy at first sight!

B: Yes he’s Wassim!

by Loveonthebrain November 22, 2021

wassim

wassim is the perfect friend , he like listen to every details abt your day and he is kind and amazing ! i m really happy to meet him and being his beautiful friend sure lol , you are the best forever

happy birthday wassim

by minaret November 23, 2021

Washiez Car wash

I’m an head operator and I’m supposed to act nice but, THE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING I JUST WANT TO STAB THEM WITH MY STOP SIGN AND BREAK THEIR CRUSTY FINGERS OUT OF THE CAR AND FUCKING UGH BITCH

Troller: get yr pixel FeEt OuT of My CaR

Me: * nicely says no *

Troller: get yr PIXEL FEET OFF
Me: stfu bit *leaves game*

Washiez car wash

by Imnicebitch March 20, 2023

Wassel

(Noun) One who refuses to do school work until their father pays to have their guitar fixed or their black step mother denounces her relationship to the Nation Of Islam. All this is done to get one's way and to recieve sexual gratification.

Mikey needed his guitar fixed and didn't approve of his step mother's African heritage so he refused to do his schoolwork. Him being a wassel helped him ejaculate to pictures of women smoking cigarettes.

by Davey Mustaine May 27, 2003

Issac Jew Boy Wasserman

Quite possibly the only jew at St. Albans. Originally from the ghetto (aka Murch Elementary). Bad ass activities include the D.C. Youth Orchestra, snow boarding, and creating cool websites with his minions: Shep, Gunner, and Hans, otherwise known as the WASP-eters. Formally known as Mr. Elley Blanchet.

In a world of popped collars and checkered shorts, Isaac Jew Boy Wasserman is a refreshing antidote. Has a twin.

by the coolest person EVER February 28, 2005