Wallpervert

(Or Wallperv): Someone who on social networking sites (Facebook etc), routinely reads other people's discussions or comments, but leaves no trace of their intrusion into their victim's privacy. Usually, they then discuss this information with fellow wallpervs, having all undertaken the same activity. Normally in denile about their actions. Tool of the Facebook Stalker.

''Hey, did you Alicia's in town today?''
''No... How do you know?''
''Wallperv.''

''James is such a wallpervert...''
''I know man... Have you see that conversation he had with Johnny?''
''No, but Beth's fallen out with Hannele again!''
''OMG - Link!''

by Ebbtide August 5, 2009

Wonder Wallop

A soccer shot hit from distance with unbelievable power and accuracy

Craig-Did ye see that Rooney cunts goal last night?

Archie-Na, any guid?
Craig-Aye wiz it, fucking wonder wallop fae aboot 40 yards.
Archie-Braw stuff

by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014

re-wallpapering the Fetus Hotel

To undergo the menstruation cycle.

No, Mary can't come camping with us this weekend. She just started re-wallpapering the Fetus Hotel, and we don't want to attract any bears.

by Schmeebis July 31, 2007

Wallpapered

In relationship to alcohol intoxication. Wallpapered falls after plastered.

"Wow... that guy is totally wallpapered." Referring to the man hunched over the curb, hurling his guts out.

by Ashe Faelsdon May 11, 2010

wallpaper music

Middle-of-the-road, cocktail music, Muzak, or cheesy pseudo-New Age music intended to entice customers at a supermarket or department store to shop.

Why is it that alll these Wal-Marts have to have that blasted wallpaper music playing? Why can't they have jazz or classical music? For our Creator's sake!

by pentozali March 2, 2009

cock walloper

A person or situation that busts your balls or an interjection expressing such ball busting, such as when you lip out a four foot put or get your shit handed to you in Mario Kart.

"Quit with the fucking banana peels; you're being a cock walloper."

"Cock walloper! I can't believe I missed that!"

by joe stinkfinger February 4, 2009

wallops

IRC command. Along with /operwall, /wallops (message) sends a message to all operators on IRC.

They were originally publically visible and intended to be used for disaster announcements and the like, but have been abused to the point where now they are operator only.

/wallops help some guy named peer keeps resetting my connection

by jheath April 26, 2004