waf

Weird as fuck.

Woah that dream was waf.

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by I lost my sheep when I was 24. October 13, 2016

WAFS

What A Fucking Shame.

That is WAFS

by owen93 December 28, 2016

WAF (Weaponized Ass Fucker)

A hitman/hooker combination that you hire to rape then kill a target.

“My coworker is absolute asshole. I hired a WAF (weaponized ass fucker) to take him out”

by Paul Phinebaum August 12, 2021

Waffing

The non-voluntary form of fart ingestion used for sexual purposes. The waffee is taken by surprise, either during sleep or held down by the waffter who emits a loud and usually smelly fart into the waffee's mouth.

"The hotel maid walked in on me and Mikey while I was waffing him. What a scene".

by Cocoa & the Butfelchers May 22, 2016

WAF

Worthless as Fuck

That kid is so WAF

by StephenKingRocks100 June 13, 2016

waf

A form of saying wtf or what, with a non-serious or silly connotation.

Person 1: Why do you want to go to jail
Person 2: To atone for my crimes
Person 1: waf
Person 2: I have done things

Person 1: waf did you do
Person 2: Stoled.

by Whale Shark Is mentally okay April 10, 2024

WAF

Wet ass fart

Holly couldn't go to work because she had a waf

by DJB_251 May 11, 2021