A weather system that results in record-breaking cold temperatures. Can also be used as euphemism for "really fucking cold" or "fucking freezing."
Schools are closed because the polar vortex dropped temperatures below zero F.
My heater broke, now my house is a polar vortex.
My heater broke, now my house is a polar vortex.
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- When your mind can't focus; when it is hard to concentrate; when your mind is reeling with too many things to think about
- When your mind can't focus; when it is hard to concentrate; when your mind is reeling with too many things to think about
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