polar vortex

A weather system that results in record-breaking cold temperatures. Can also be used as euphemism for "really fucking cold" or "fucking freezing."

Schools are closed because the polar vortex dropped temperatures below zero F.

My heater broke, now my house is a polar vortex.

by dazed.konfuzed January 4, 2014

Vortex of wonder

vortex of wonder
- When your mind can't focus; when it is hard to concentrate; when your mind is reeling with too many things to think about

Dude, my mind is a vortex of wonder...

by Blast-08 October 22, 2008

vortex club

A club in schools that mostly consists of spoiled/rich/popular people

i cant believe they added a stupid vortex club to school

by thisistheonlydefiniotioniwillp May 14, 2016

Vortex Butthole

When youre hitting it real good and she sucks your balls into her booty with vortex power.

I almost nutted when she hit me with that Vortex Butthole

by BeastMoge September 20, 2016

Vortex of Fuck

When you get sucked into someone else's drama

My friend got divorced and wanted to drag me into her vortex of fuck by talking about her problems.

by Rubymonster April 19, 2018

Vortexerix

Vortexerix is a time traveler from the 40's who chain smokes Chesterfield cigarettes

Vortexerix smokes Chesterfield

by CarbonationKing January 30, 2022

Vortussy

A term coined by some retard on Discord to define the female genitalia of the Vortiguant species from the Half Life series.

First Speaker: "Hey bro look at how I modeled this Vortussy"

Second Speaker "Bro it's fucking 3AM I'm trying to sleep quit sending me these fucking modeled alien vaginas bro Jesus H Fuck"
First Speaker: "Okay but still look at it, also I gave it two gaping anuses"
Second Speaker: "No more."

by Fartscreamersofficial June 12, 2022