stephen vesely

you want a stephen vesely in your why because he will love you like no else can and be there for you when no else can. they have the biggest hearts and the biggest smile like no other. he is amazing with little kids and a guy you want to take so your dad can meet.

stephen vesely omg he is amazing with kids

by maresy June 20, 2021

bowling alley Vaseline

The Vaseline in the bowling alley pro shop.

I saw the bowling alley Vaseline at the pro shop at me local bowling alley.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

slick as vaseline

What Slick Rick is, he's shy as well due to his eye injury

Slick Rick has worn an eyepatch since he was a baby, he's shy, and he's slick as vaseline.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 27, 2023

Vesel

Vesel, the kind of dude who reminds you of a weseal\weasol but then the word is tweaked into "vesel"

"Hei vesel kom her din jævla bonde"
" satan med deg jævla visle vesel "

by cryo November 27, 2003

Vaselined Arse Fairy

Some effeminate person whose lubrication of choice is a good old fashioned tub of petroleum jelly. Popularised by Miles from This life, a show about a bunch of half cut workshy whinging lawyers.

Julian Clairy is a prime example of a vaselined arse fairy. He rubs so much vaseline ® around his crack that chaffing is seldom a problem.

by Arshavin August 23, 2009

vaseline

adj. smooth, really cool, slick. Outrageously nice.
Based on the consistency of the popular product, Vaseline.

Lori, your presentation today was so vaseline!
Yo, Tammy, tell me the Spice Girls aren't a totally vaseline band.

by K3RM February 27, 2008

</vaseline>

A common script used when a forum or IRC user wishes to notify other members that he is about to lubricate his penus and solo a sexual act.

<12:34> John: Dude I just fuckin' got onto 12chan via my work pc. Proxy'd nigga?
<12:35> Harry: FUCKIN' </vaseline></vaseline></vaseline>

by John Belldom April 29, 2008