Venezuala

a kickass country in south america that doesn't know how inflation works

"yo, i ust got back from vacation in venezuala! i spent 7 trillion bolivars!"
"get out of my siht you stingy son of a bitch"

by bepisMan 9 October 18, 2019

Venezuelans

People that live in or derive from Venezuela, a Communist country in South America thats ruled under Hugo Chavez, the biggest ignorant shit in the world.

Venezuelans also have the arrogance and pride of Argentineans, but are annoying ass loud mouths like Cubans. They also can't go two words without saying "Verga" or "Marico".

The worst type of Venezuelans, hands down are the Maracuchos, who before even opening there mouth have already said "Verga" twice and have made five comments about your mom in bed.

Guy 1: Wow, that guy Jose is a real asshole, and he keeps calling me "Marico"
Guy 2: Yeah, he's probably one of those Venezuelans.

by Flux Pav424 April 24, 2011

Venezuelaphobia

A fear that using tax money to provide social programs aimed at providing a safety net to a country's citizens, i.e., social security, Medicare, Medicaid, instead of giving it to conservative billionaire cronys, will result in said country becoming a 3rd-world, rat infested, totalitarian dump. This fear is propegated by misinformation in the media about socialist countries, using falsehoods or over-simplifying for the consumption of dummies.

There's been an outbreak of Venezuelaphobia in U.S. since these protests in Caracas have started.

by Roidsboy September 23, 2019

Venezuelan Car Wash

A chick gets down on her knees and begins to crawl while surrounded by masturbating guys who cum all over as she goes by.

That dirty bitch needed to be cleaned up so we gave her a Venezuelan Car Wash.

by zach crouch and jackson carr May 12, 2008

deaf venezuelan

Simply put... amazing. While you're fucking a girl doggy style, shit in your right hand (gotta be a solid one) and give your left hand some love too. Proceed to slap shit (simultaneously) in the girl's ears, all while screaming anything spanish you know (doesn't matter what.. doesn't even matter if its spanish as long as it sounds like it)

Girl-oh i love it from behind.. what the *splat* fuck!!?
Boy-putamadrequirotacobell

by Ham'n'Eggz December 11, 2004

Venezuelans

A word meaning "white people" that you use when you don't want others to know what you're talking about. Similar to 2520. Derived from white people -> crackers -> Caracas -> Venezuelans.

Juan: "All right, finally here. Hope this party is good."
Hiroshi: "Word."
(walk in)
Juan: "Shit, man. This looks pretty lame."
Hiroshi: "I know, right? Lots of Venezuelans in here."
Juan: "Sweet, I'm Venezuelan."
Hiroshi: "No, I'm talking about 2520s, you know what I'm saying?"
Juan: "Oh... Yeah, it's totally like a country club in here. Won't be long before a game of croquet or water polo breaks out. I FUCKING HATE WHITE PEOPLE!"
(music stops and everyone stares)
Hiroshi: "Damn dude, so much for subtlety. Let's blow this bitch."

by Nicholas D July 27, 2012

Venezuelan Pizza

its when a chick, preferably from “Petare“, has a yeast infection, is on their period and has genital warts and you fuck her vigorously with a rolling pin. Then you extract the vaginal fluids built up after jamming the rolling pin vagina and bake it in an oven at 400 degrees for 18 minutes.

Note that you have the crust (yeast - bread), the sauce (period), and the cheese (Warts)

I picked up Yulasis and I made a Venezuelan Pizza, with extra cheese since her genital warts had extra puss.

by Hi-top June 30, 2009