vincent vega

John Travolta's character in Pulp Fiction. he's a kick ass hit man/druggie. gotta love him!

i can't believe Vincent Vega was not in here already. he is cool personified!

by da trick biatch May 19, 2006

vegan edge

Vegan and edge; a straight-edge vegan. Abbr.: xVx

"XVX" and "vegan edge" are abbreviated versions of "sraight-edged vegan".

by Prime Minister of Malaysia September 9, 2006

Vegan Anal

the mind blowing sexual act performed on/with a vegan anally. Vegans do not eat red meat and thus have very clean colons resulting in clean and stress free anal

“Dude, you get nasty with that Margaret girl yet?”
“Breh it was righteous….got that supreme Vegan Anal.”

by matt5000 June 2, 2010

vegan conversion ceremony

This is when one person has chosen the noble and delicious path of veganism for themselves, but refuses to keep this amazing secret to themselves and thrusts their food choices on others whenever they have a captive audience, such as when you are invited to their home for a meal or even a special event. The masterstroke is when you offer to bring non-vegan food so that 100% of the other people attending can have a choice, the vegan's conversion ceremony will not be disrupted, so there shall be no non-vegan food welcomed at all. The double masterstroke is when you ask "what can I bring?", the answer is a vegan dessert, even though you could not possibly bring your favorite vegan dessert from any familiar place since you have never ordered a vegan dessert in your life!

When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".

I just attended a vegan conversion ceremony on Thanksgiving where the vegan host repeatedly extolled the virtues and joys of being vegan, while not permitting any non vegan food in the home (despite non vegan food being permitted on any other day), where they served only meat, butter, and cheese replacements to a room full of known and committed carnivores.

by footrageous November 30, 2021

opportunistic vegan

ˌɒpətjʊˈnɪstɪk ˈviːgən

n. an individual who is a vegan only when the circumstance is favorable to doing so

Andrew: Mike! Why are you eating those buffalo wings! I thought you were a vegan...
Mike: #YOLO
Kevin: He's an opportunistic vegan.

by C@RN1v0R3 July 28, 2013

Veena

Adjective (adj.) This term is used quite frequently in the Midwest, and has its roots from Ohio.

While the history of this word is quite a mystery, its defintion has always stayed consistant. This term refers to a person that doesn't realize what a princess she really is, when its soo appearant to everyone else that meets her.

(Adj.) Today, I met the most wonderful girl today, she is such a Veena!

(N.) The most beautiful girls in the world are total Veenas.

by LawJigga April 26, 2005

Vega

The short form of the Spanish last name De la Vega or "Of the plain/meadow". Anyone who has the last name Vega by blood is related to others who have that last name by blood, though the name has gained variety over the centuries such as "La Vega", "Vegas", or just "Vega". The House of De la Vega is a house of nobility existing in Spain from the Castile region, and has been around ever since the first Spanish kingdoms before their unification into the nation of Spain. Being of prestigious nobility, the Vega house was also involved in some coup attempts to claim the throne and rule over much of Spain. Being staunch Christians and loyal to the Catholic Church, some of the Vega house traveled west to the New World and started the many families in North America that bear the name of Vega, however again, anyone living in North America who has the Vega last name from their parents is related to other Vegas, with a common ancestor probably living three or four hundred years ago, from the time of immigration. The Vegas, also being of an old noble house, never had to pay taxes, and still don't even in Spain today. There are roughly 110,000 Vegas in the world. Also some gaming company that made SF 2 had a character in it named "Vega", and this is where most morons tend to associate the name "Vega" from. Some travelers on the way to California long ago passed through an oasis in Nevada, and they named it "Las Vegas", meaning "The meadow(s)", because of it being an oasis in the desert.

1. I despise America constantly taxing me, but since I speak Spanish as a second language and I'm very rich, and my last name is De la Vega, I'm going to get Spanish citizenship and request the King grant me a title of nobility, so I don't have to pay ridiculous income taxes anymore.

2. First idiot: "OH MAN your last name is Vega?! Vega was so badass in Street Fighter 2!!"

Vega: (facepalm) "I'm surrounded by morons."

3. First: "My last name is 'Smith'; sounds cool, huh?"

Second: "Your ancestors were likely craftsmen or peasants."

First: "Oh yeah, what were yours then huh dickhead? Vega doesn't sound like anything important."

Second: "My family bloodline is of Spanish aristocracy going back over one thousand years, and if I were born in Medieval times, I'd be a knight, and you'd be a peasant."

by De La Vega September 2, 2013