Vaxsexual

Vaxsexuals are extremist COVID vaccinated individuals who love a good jab or two on a regular basis while their extreme superiority complexes enable them to think they are not spreaders of a disease or have a superior mutation within a variant which keeps them away from COVID unvaccinated individuals even when their transmission percentages are higher.

I am an omicron vaxsexual spreader and you are just a plain omicron spreader

As a vaxsexual, my covid is than your covid

Vaxsexual strains still protect the vulnerable, your strain is inferior and shit.

I'm a vaxsexual... Do you even omicrondeltacon?

by KostaSta December 22, 2021

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Vaxsexual

Vaxsexuals are extremist COVID vaccinated individuals who love a good jab or two on a regular basis while firmly believing they do not spread COVID as much although data shows otherwise or that they have a superior mutation of a variant that is totally different to the unvaccinated. Prime example is omicron being spread by the vaccinated but they still do not want to be around the unvaccinated. These type of people are generally hostile and are conspiracy theorists who are comparable the other side of the spectrum of conspiracy theorists. Vaxsexuals will also try to force jab you in any way they can, be it in the arm or up your arse.

Yes I got covid but I'm a vaxsexual, get out of here with your peasant strain

I'm a vaxsexual, my covid is better than your covid

I'm a vaxsexual omicron spreader, you're just an omicron spreader

Stay away from my safe space, only other vaxsexuals are allowed

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I'm a vaxsexual, do you even covid?

by KostaSta December 22, 2021

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Vysexual

Being attracted to both men and women, but only when you are under the influence of Vyvanse, or other CNS stimulant/amphetamine drugs. It doesn’t matter what your sexual orientation is sober, anyone can be Vysexual if they are attracted to the sex that they aren’t usually attracted to while on Vyvanse. For example, both a gay man who is attracted to women while on Vyvanse, or a straight man who is attracted to men while on Vyvanse would both be considered Vysexual.

Medications such as Adderall or Vyvanse greatly increase your sex drive as well as lower inhibition which results in attraction towards those you wouldn’t normally be attracted to.

Example 1:

Me: Hey Dave, you’re gay right?

Dave: Yes sir.

Me: Well that girl Macy says she is pregnant with your kid, mind explaining that?

Dave: Oh yeah I was on Vyvanse, I am Vysexual. It means when I take Vyvanse I am attrac- wait, fucking seriously?

Example 2:

Hunter: I can’t believe you are actually down to hook up with me. I totally got straight vibes from you!

Ryan: Oh I am straight! I just took 140mg of Vyvanse earlier today though so I have a hankering for some bussy!

Hunter: Oh so you’re Vysexual! Nice *unzips pants*

by danasp_42 June 14, 2022

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Diesexual

"Someone who has to be gay or else they will die"
-@customwoodburningbunned on TikTok

Dora: "Omg Wendy! What happened to you?!"
Wendy: "I was kidnapped and cursed. I'm diesexual now!"
Dora: "ok" *proceeds to stap Wendy multiple times in the chest
Dora: "Whoops!"

by Yes Swag June 17, 2022

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