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A horizontally and vertically challenged Judas who will try to get into a relationship with you to try to further his goals and proceed to fail horribly because his schemes are as half baked as everything he's done in his life
"I can't believe he thought that was a good plan he really Vance'd that up"
Vance by HitEmHardHitEmFast August 4, 2025
An incredibly amazing singer known for his hit single "Riptide". He's also hot as hell and tall and can sweep up as many bitches as necessary.
Person 1: "Hey I love this song! Who sang it?"

Person 2: "Oh this is Vance Joy... yeah he's an amazing singer and he's also Australian... damn what I would do to get into bed with him!"
vance joy by sagethegemini November 18, 2014

Vance hopper 

Vance hopper is from the greatest movie ever (the black phone) he was one of few victims of a grabber he is nonnegotiable the hottest character in the movie he is hot as shit
Random person:vance hopper is a major asshole and deserved to die

Me: stfu he is the best person ever and he is hot as shit
Vance hopper by Vance.hoperr<3 July 27, 2022

vance out 

To completely and utterly lose control of sanity, and the world around you, you are so filled with rage, everything becomes a blur of red; To publicly show your disgust towards something very minor and threaten to leave forever and never come back, only to be gone for maybe fifteen minutes. Originated from the character Vance, who was known for being very short-tempered and frequently lashed out at the littlest things.
Person 1: Did you guys see Beowulf earlier?

Person 2: Yeah, StickMUD crashed and he lost the precious, he suffered a very serious vance out. He might very well never be the same again.
vance out by finnhater45 April 15, 2009

Vance Miller 

Vance Miller is an international horn star well known for obvious homosexuality which he strongly denies, even while he can be found deep throating various foodstuffs, molesting boy's hands and taking lots of gay pictures. He's also well renowned for his persistent aversion to photography, and denies all paparazzi pictures of any sort.
Have you gotten your hug from Vance today?

Vance Miller is a famous international horn star
Vance Miller by RainbowNinja July 6, 2009

Vance highschool 

The best highschool in cms .. mallard creek wish they was Vance Bc they lost to hough, and west Charlotte just can’t compare they too ghetto .. they full of city girls and boosie badasses
Omg Vance went to states vco baby ouuui yes Vance highschool