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Valencia High School

-preppy/druggy school
-pretty good footbal team
-really good tennis team
-took away the castaic kids from WRHS
-band kinda sux
-kids with serious issues
random girl: "hey i really need a joint, do u have one?"
second rg: "noo ugg me to i havent had sex or a smoke in like a week it been hell!"
random girl: "wow ur a slut u have slept with the whole valencia high school football team"
by diufhow January 13, 2009
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valentines day

1)a day to make single people feel like s***!!!

2)you know ... not everyone has a significant other to celebrate with!! l:(
girl 1: i hate valentines day

girl 2: yeah it makes me lonly

girls 1&2: (sigh)
by <3 <3 love me<3 <3 February 12, 2010
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carlos valencia

1. A Man cursed with bad luck
2. A material thing which is cursed.
3. An obstacle to success.

Origin: An urban legend in which a man named Carlos Valencia toured the country as one of the world's greatest jugglers, in the late 19th century. One week, the circus show was cancelled, and Carlos came home early only to discover his wife in bed with another man- a man who wore nothing except for a black Fedora. As the man leapt from Carlos' bed, and out of the house, his Fedora fell to the ground. His wife ran after, and from that day on Carlos could never juggle again. He would throw the balls up, but he couldn't remember how to catch them. The circus fired him, and he quickly lost his house. Legend has it, that to carry his shame, he lived the rest of his days wandering the streets of a southern city, wearing only that Fedora. One day, years later, a man recognized him in the street and stopped. It was a fire eater from the circus. The man said, “Carlos. You looked better without the Fedora.” “No,” came the solemn reply. "Carlos," said the veteran fire eater, "Lose the Fedora." "No," came the reply. Then the fire eater offered to buy the Fedora from him, but Carlos said, "It's not for sale sir. I will never let this hat be worn by another man, as that man will surely look better than I.”
1. "How come everytime the Bills get to the Super Bowl they pull a Carlos Valencia?"

2. Pirate: "Son of a Bitch!"
Wench: "What's the matter?"
Pirate: I just saw an Albatross. We've been Carlos Valenciad."
Wench: What does that mean?
Pirate: Shut the hell up wench!

3.
"You just got Carlos Valenciad."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean your wife's been hooking up with a dude who wears a Fedora."
"No!"
by Joseph Zimmerman September 6, 2008
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Valencia High School

A School full of Preps and snobs who think their "you know what don't stink" and cause all the drama of the santa clarita valley. But most people there are pretty laid back until you mess with their friends.
Boy: What School do you go to?
Girl: Valencia High School
Boy: So..what kind of car do you have?
Girl: Oh, just a ferarri...
Boy: (faints.)
by pubin October 18, 2008
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Valentines Lay

Dude 1: how was yesterday?
Dude 2: I had a great Valentines Lay, she let me do what I want...
by gremlinz43 February 14, 2010
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Valentines Day

The only day Couples Show ANY Affection towards Eachother
Person 1- Wow look at Jim and Brittni there So happy

Person 2-Its Valentines day Remeber?

Person 1-Oh yea i forgot by tomarrow they Wont be like this to bad...
by Kiddbandit February 8, 2009
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