Used as a noun: He is a bum-upper (or, rarely, 'bumupper')
Used as a verb: He ups bums
General sayings: He looks like such a bum-upper! He just cannot stop upping bums. What a bum-upper, look at that!
As a verb 'bum upping' conjugates simply:
Present Tense
I up bums, you up bums, he ups bums, we up bums
(Or an alternative could be: 'I enjoy upping, she enjoys upping...etc.')
Past Tense (Imperfect)
I/you/he/we upped (a bum or bums)
Past Tense (Perfect)
I/you/we have upped (a bum or bums)
He has upped (a bum or bums)
Used as a verb: He ups bums
General sayings: He looks like such a bum-upper! He just cannot stop upping bums. What a bum-upper, look at that!
As a verb 'bum upping' conjugates simply:
Present Tense
I up bums, you up bums, he ups bums, we up bums
(Or an alternative could be: 'I enjoy upping, she enjoys upping...etc.')
Past Tense (Imperfect)
I/you/he/we upped (a bum or bums)
Past Tense (Perfect)
I/you/we have upped (a bum or bums)
He has upped (a bum or bums)
by Dexterity August 10, 2006
 Get the bum-uppermug.
Get the bum-uppermug. Suburb of northwest Columbus, Ohio. Originally founded as a commercial real estate enterprise. The city of Upper Arlington has distinguished itself with it's ability to house conservative, successful, and wealthy families in the face of overwhelming foreign immigration to the region. Boasting effective leadership, the city has maintained a barrier between successful and non-successful people since 1918.
by Theory_Z November 8, 2006
 Get the Upper Arlingtonmug.
Get the Upper Arlingtonmug. Contrary to what many think, the "upper class" is not always the richest of the rich, and they are not necessarily conservative.
For example, Bill Gates, despite being one of the richest men on the planet, does not really fit in with the traditional American upper crust. As far as politics, the Boston Brahmins, who are the epitome of "upper class," were liberal.
For example, Bill Gates, despite being one of the richest men on the planet, does not really fit in with the traditional American upper crust. As far as politics, the Boston Brahmins, who are the epitome of "upper class," were liberal.
"Jackie Onassis was upper class but poor." - Paul Johnson, in his book A History of the American People
by hater123 April 24, 2007
 Get the upper classmug.
Get the upper classmug. A total loser of a guy who a girl chooses and then "fixes up" so that he becomes the ideal boyfriend.
by Maddie S. September 17, 2008
 Get the Fixer-uppermug.
Get the Fixer-uppermug. by afokenr March 25, 2003
 Get the upper deckermug.
Get the upper deckermug. by anonymous October 14, 2022
 Get the Upper Deckymug.
Get the Upper Deckymug. A person who always has a better story.  If you killed six goats, he or she killed 23. Most of the time they will get angry because you told a story about ONLY killing 6 goats.
Person 1: Wow, this is a nice view.  How much land do you own?
Person 2: Umm, I think about 69 acres.
Person 3(One upper): YOU own 69 acres!?!?!?! MY UNCLE OWNS 178!!
Person 2: Umm, I think about 69 acres.
Person 3(One upper): YOU own 69 acres!?!?!?! MY UNCLE OWNS 178!!
by Drew Workman January 3, 2008
 Get the one uppermug.
Get the one uppermug.