Unfuckable is the penis useless to fuck, not because the lack of erection, but due to its very small size, equal or inferior to 4 cm ( or 2 inches ) when erect, turning impossible the intercourse in the vagina ( ups and downs), to achieve the orgasm. In such cases, to obtain it, is necessary to use a penis pump to masturbate. The same occur with the buried ( in the pelvis) penises. Many times, the improper size refers only to the length of the organ, not the girth, that can be large ( only a big head outside the pelvis, but totally useless to move ).

" His unfuckable penis has a big mushroom head, but its length is only the length of that head, without a exterior shaft to sustain it."

unfuckable by Willhelmina Plowes December 26, 2009

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unlucktard

the opposite of lucktard; what all retards are

All retards are unlucktards because being a retard is unlucky.

unlucktard by juanchito February 6, 2008

unfucker

Job title given to people who unfuck other peoples shit.

Sam: What your job description?
Jill: I am an unfucker

unfucker by Jacstar June 9, 2016

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unfuckable

adj; something that is incapable of being fucked, due to repulsive appearance, physical infeasability or some social or behavioral inhibition.

The dead body decomposed to the point where it was unfuckable.

Even if he did not have an inverted penis, Joey's personality still makes him unfuckable.

Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi referred to the German Chancellor Angela Merkel as an "unfuckable lard-arse"

unfuckable by iamgoingtohell October 15, 2011

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