Uffy

Self proclaimed divas, primarily found in and around the NW Florida panhandle as well as parts of Tennessee.

A group of loosely associated women scattered across the United States who claim to be what every man wants as well as what every girl wants to be.

Uffy names all begin various letters and end with uffy. These Uffy names are used in lieu of legal names. Example: Muffy, Buffy, Fluffy, Luffy, Cheluffy, Duffy, etc...

Muffy and Buffy like to drink wine. If you bring them some, they'll say "Tanks, u gay".

by SankDawg June 27, 2009

ufford

1. (noun) An extremely gullible male.

2. (adj) douche-baggy, or toolboxish

3. (noun) a douche-bag

1. Look at that ufford over there.

2. He was totally ufford, man.

by hotkinston August 3, 2009

uffaq

An uffaq is that girl that looks out for everyone. She puts everyone’s needs in front of everyone else’s. She does everything to make everyone happy. She’s usually the shortest girl in the room but the girl that usually has the loudest laugh. She’s one person that usually starts singing almost spontaneously in the car with the worst singing voice. An uffaq is usually found in the ghetto but you would be surprised that she is from there. An uffaq is the only girl that actually has an accent and most of the time is only found wearing sweat pants. She is the envy of most aunties and uncles as she can make the most amazing wife for their sons. She is also the type of person that is always optimistic and is also a profound caffeine and chicken strip addict.

Wow, she is amazing, be like uffaq.

by Xx.h.xx November 24, 2021

uffing

Offensive. You know means 'fucking', so why fucking annoy me more. And speak properly please and stop being so irritating.

uffing

by definer2 February 18, 2009

ufft

1. a descriptive word, is a slang term with similar meaning to the word wow.

2. also used when someone is surprised.

ufft, check out that girl, she's a hottie!!!!

ufft, i never saw that truck coming, nearly hit me

by boseth87 April 29, 2009

Uffmoor syndrome

A state of mind reached after extended exposure to the cold and the wet, lack of sleep and food, constant inhalation of camp fire smoke and the dark.

The main symptom that identifies Uffmoor syndrome is finding slightly entertaining sounds, sights or other normally insignificant events hilarious to an extent which renders the sufferer incapable of simple tasks. Laughter is usually hysterical in nature and highly contagious, drawing in new victims. Usually spreading to all persons present. Laughter subsides after around 30 minutes (2 forest hours) and the sufferer will fully recover shortly after.

The most common situation for Uffmoor syndrome to develop is after multiple nights camping in wild conditions. In fact someone with thiese symptoms cannot be considered to be suffering from Uffmoor syndrome unless it was developed in a wooded area.

Person 1:
Is Shayne is laughing again?

Person 2:
Yeah I thing he's got Uffmoor syndrome again.

Person 1:
Already!? He's such a lightweight, it's barely dark.

by Arthur Reed May 1, 2018

uffiefan

The most ugly blonde girl that has a round face and looks like a squirrel. She is also the best internet dater and will date anyone online who looks like a sloth or online name is sloth or even similar to sloth.

uffiefan: oooh, I like your name, its kinda like a sloth! Goth3: thanks ;) uffiefan: want to date? goth3: ok!

by set546tg May 15, 2009