UFO

Unidentified flying object.

At his concert, he had all the lights on the UFO synchronized with the synthesizers as it lowered on to the stage. You couldn't see it from outer space, but the people there thought it was still pretty fuckin incredible.

by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021

UFO

Unidentified Floating Object

Spy Balloons and other floating objects being tracked by NORAD.

Looks like the air force just shot down another UFO, this one floating over the Great Lakes.

by Patience Q Jones February 15, 2023

UFO

A UFO is when someone takes a shit on someone’s chest and runs away.

I’m going to UFO our waitress

by Shitter7919 September 5, 2023

UFO

The act of shitting on somebody’s chest and disappearing before they realize what happened

Hey look, Tony’s going to ufo Jon.

by Zezak mutit September 8, 2023

UFO Porno

This was an incredibly successful, albeit controversial pornographic film which surfaced on the internet in early 2007. It alleges to depict actual extraterrestrial beings engaging in sexual activity. Skeptics claim the beings are not genuine, but that their 13 inch penises are.

I just got done watching UFO Porno, and I must say, it was quite the adventure.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 8, 2008

UFO_Gangsta

The name of a hip-hop song.

Code compiler: Alpha-Zero~Halt is Gangsta_UFO’s best song, forreal!!!

Programmer: “No it is not. Primarily because Rock’a(bye)baby doesn’t exist. And it is UFO_Gangsta. Not Gangsta_UFO……………….223’

by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN May 14, 2022

ufo's

The best pants in the world. The are light as a feather, they dry fast if you spill something on them, they don't wrinkle, they are easy to get in any size and are very adjustable, they come in almost every color, they have buttons on the pockets so your stuff doesn't fall out when you sit down, and they're the most comfortable pants ever. They fit snuggly around the waist and the legs are wide without looking like hakama pants (those dress-looking pants that you see martial artists wear sometimes)

I have four pairs of UFO's because they are the candy cigarettes of pants!
(you know, because candy cigarettes are the best candy ever)

by The Yellow Dart2 April 10, 2006