ufo's 

The best pants in the world. The are light as a feather, they dry fast if you spill something on them, they don't wrinkle, they are easy to get in any size and are very adjustable, they come in almost every color, they have buttons on the pockets so your stuff doesn't fall out when you sit down, and they're the most comfortable pants ever. They fit snuggly around the waist and the legs are wide without looking like hakama pants (those dress-looking pants that you see martial artists wear sometimes)

I have four pairs of UFO's because they are the candy cigarettes of pants!
(you know, because candy cigarettes are the best candy ever)

ufo's by The Yellow Dart2 April 10, 2006

ufo's 

really fuckin comphy pants

i love to dance in my ufo pants!

ufo's by pixie August 18, 2003

UFO'S 

UN FUCKABLE OBJECT'S = Fat Ugly Bitches

Yo Chris look at those UFO's standing at the bar.

UFO'S by playtowin June 15, 2011

ufo's 

Unidentified flying object as in similar to a space ship.

Your kickstepping legs are ufos, watch out.

ufo's by Jord May 13, 2005

UFO's 

Unidentifiable Fried Objects. Usually referred to by servers of English school dinners as "Crispy" or "Extra crispy" fried eggs, if we students called them burnt we would be denied "afters" (desert / pudding).

Buck up, its UFO's today pray we get fruit for afters.

UFO's by Face-ache May 14, 2019

UFO sighting 

When you are out fucking off at work, and the boss see's you.

U
Fucking
OFF

Sighted

There was a UFO sighting in the break room when Jody was supposed to be at their desk.

UFO sighting by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

UFOS 

unidentified forces of surveillance

big brother cameras everywhere, suspected alien ufos that are actually government or corporate surveillance, spy planes, etc.

UFOS by ms. becky sue September 30, 2008