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Twiddle

An insult that carries no specific definition.

The word is a near combination of the words,

Douche,

Twat,

Diddle,

Ninny, and

Lusre.

A few of these words dont even share similar structure as twiddle, though they share similar meaning.
Of course urban dictionary will not show accurate depictions of these words, so assume most of them are similar to just being a little bitch.

Common traits consist of, stupidity, pacifism, apathy, lameness, boring, pessimism, and pansyness.

Use twiddle at your own likely leisure and be assured its a pointless insult thats useful in a way that it's new and not yet institutionalized.
Julien: Hey dude.. that girl I boned last night was super loose! you should have seen it..

Ralph: Well, I just read in girl cosmo that woman's vaginas only expand from birth... So, you have a small penis.

Julien: Are you joking? you know how I know your a gay twiddle? You read girl cosmo...
by Mac-Daddy Pimp Sauce January 29, 2009
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Twade Goods

The mispronuciation of the phrase Trade Goods. Often by inbred people and foreigners.
Would ye like any twade goods.
by Louie Kay September 4, 2006
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Shania Twain

The only country music you can listen to without throwing up.

Shania is a beautiful woman with a beautiful voice and is married to AC/DC producer Mutt Lange.
Shania plays guitar, sings, and writes all her own music. Her songs are upbeat and not like average depressing country music.
by Ana October 8, 2004
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Taids

Getting a STD from someone going down on you with bad teeth.

It has been said the germs inside rotten and or missing teeth will cause this infection
She got Taids last night at the party where 18 men went down on her in a miata
by Steve says: January 23, 2011
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twardo

1. to play a song on repeat to a point where it takes a good/new song and makes it unbearable to listen to

2. to put a three song playlist on repeat for more then an hour
Twardo (verb)

1. Man, all the way turnt up was a good song until you had to go and twardo it.

2. Bro, we just heard California Girls 14 times, turn you twardoed playlist off.
by that bro guy September 30, 2010
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twaddy

A combination of the gay slang terms "twink" and "daddy." Often used when referring to someone with the slender, boyish features of a twink, but manly stature or demeanor of a daddy.
God, I was browsing the local Grindr the other day and came across this super hot twaddy who lives only 3 miles away.
by GayCthulhu January 16, 2018
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Twardowski

Someone known to consume copious amounts of drugs, specifically marijuana. They are hilarious, kind, friendly and will always have some sort of drug in/ on them. Most people know at least one Twardowski.
Dude did you see that Twardowski tripping balls in the park?
Yea man, that guy's messed up there everyday.
by Burger Queen May 24, 2010
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