turtled

To truck someone in a football game and place the opposing player directly on his back.

Damn! Peyton Hillis just turtled ol' boy, look, he's laying on his back right now!

by Big Curt55 November 30, 2010

The Turtle

Where you are hitting a girl from the back while shes under a coffee table, her head going in and out of the other side. On a stroke sending her out of the other side you hit her over the head with a wooden spoon!

Howard Mendenjensenden had his name immortalized when he pulled off "The Turtle"

by Grafzedd September 19, 2009

turtle

What happens when you walk around your house in boxers. Also referred to as a tip slip.

I don't think anyone noticed but I opened up all my Christmas presents with a turtle.

by genegine October 14, 2006

Turtling

When the had of your penis receedes below the foreskin of your penis.

When it's cold outside or I wear small briefs my penis starts Turtling inside my body

by Bigsquirtnort January 10, 2015

the turtle

when you pull you sack up to your wang and it looks like a turtle

Hey tim look its the TURTLE!!!!
Ewww kevin thats nasty

by Sageums + Ginger February 17, 2007

Turtling

When you take all the crap out of someones backpack, flip it inside out, put all the stuff back in and zip it up during class. Usually when the person who owns the backpack is going to the bathroom...

"Mr. Hugger, tell Yari to quit turtling my backpack whenever I leave the class"

"I can't find my homework, it must have gotten thrown away last time my backpack got tutled"

by Laquisha LM May 21, 2008

turtled

To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help,akin to a turtle which is helpless when placed upside down on its back

megan was completly turtled last night she ended up in hospital and had to be pumped

by tonymush November 15, 2010