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Ass trumpeter

A misguided fool who repeats and spreads the lies and misinformation of an uneducated buffoon.
After hearing your thoughts on the matter, it's clear that you're nothing more than an ass trumpeter.
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Trumpster Fire

What happens when rabid racist rant fuels shitstorm of word salad
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ass trumpeter

Experienced jazzmusicians that also could scat singing while ass trumpeting, this art of music expression was invented by pig-flatulence-singers(that also founded rusty gillespie) in the 1920s when jazz had it's raw form.

Jazzsingers often pushed a trumpet in their ass and started to fart while helping it by the scat-singing or even double trumpeting(from ass to mouth), the most famous ass trumpeter was DIZZY GILLESPIE who invented all kinds of gillespie-singing (mouth to pig ass, pig ass trumpeting, rusty gillespieing pig ass...), he often had several trumpetes by self and trumpeted in broadway.

The successor of dizzy gillespie was Scatman who is now the most famous rusty gillespie singer in the world, scatman mastered ass trumpeting in the 50s while having an accidental sexual event with a pig(olympigs 1950 in tokyo).
Scatman mastered his scat singing and ass trumpeting from the first to the last pig in his career of a pig championist and ass trumpeter
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Trumpster Fire

What happens when rabid racist rant fuels shitstorm of word salad
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Trumptester

President Trump protesters. President Donald Trump, The Donald, The Apprentice, Make America great again, Trumper, Trump army, Trump speak
Uh oh, we have got a bunch of Trumptesters outside the building.
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trumpstorian

An authority figure who revises historical facts in such a manner which that they are deemed outlandish and absurd.
On July 4th the Trumpstorian speaker told the country that the Continental Army took over the airports.
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Trumpester

Dude , dont be faggot ,dont be a trumpester
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