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Trudeaule

Tru | dole. A benefit paid to Canadians by Prime Minister Trudeau to allow people to take the summer off and make $2,000 a month by pretending COVID-19 has eliminated their job despite many jobs being available to them (included ones they've previously left). Also known as CERB.
Millennial #1: Hey, dude, how is it that you're at the beach every day and then out drinking every night and you don't have a job this summer? How can you afford it?

Millennial #2: I'm living my best life, collecting my Trudeaule and ignoring physical distancing rules - screw COVID it's a hoax. $2,000 a month is awesome and I don't have to do a thing!

Millennial #1: Didn't your grandpa just die from COVID?

MIllennial #2: Ya, that's a weird coincidence ... two weeks after I visited him too!
by ToFi September 9, 2020
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Trudeau

An individual that is somehow Incompetent, greedy and conniving at the same time.

Somebody that will plunge a country into a shitshow if I means upping his paycheck out of china's glory hole.
Trudeau is the perfect puppet to use to feed propaganda and various violations through means that no honest person would agree to.
by Monkeyciggy November 22, 2021
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Trudeau

Spineless. A jellyfish with an intent of getting its stingers into every Canadian citizen.
Watch out for that trudeau, he’s after your children now
by EvilXY February 11, 2022
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Spineless

A jellyfish intent on getting its stingers into every Canadian citizen
A jellyfish is trudeau
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trudeau

verb. To do something extraordinarily self serving and stupid.
When asked at work to submit his report, Justin lied and said he had to go home because he had covid. His co-workers knew Justin had just trudeaued
by Olddeadmom March 23, 2022
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trudeau sucks
by loe mama June 7, 2022
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Trudeau

verb

To avoid answering a direct question and instead responding with a tangentially related nonanswer

Eg.

Child: Dad, what colour is the sky?

Parent: Your government will always stand up for all Canadians whether they are outside and can see the sky or inside where they cannot see the sky
Oh man, that's a really cutting question that I can't answer, I better trudeau it.

I tried trudeauing the essay question, but I got an F
by Peter1984 September 23, 2022
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