Maybe I'll Be Tracer

I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion
You're right. So, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy

him: Maybe I'll Be Tracer -
her: IM ALREADY TRACERRRRR

by thisgitlisnotonfire November 21, 2018

angry truck men

These are little, under-achieving men with low self esteem that tailgate people and make loud hot rod sounds with their 8000 lb. noisemakers. They are usually wife beating drunks and have crappy jobs. The size of the truck in many instances is inversely proportional to the size of his "junk." It makes people like me laugh my ass off when they can't get their way in traffic.

"Man. Those angry truck men are really following us closely. Bruce, grab the gun."

by running out of patience January 5, 2008

traceusse

A female traceur; Female who practices Parkour.

See Traceur or Parkour.

"There should be more aspiring Traceusses in the world."

by Vanix February 3, 2007

truck it

to leave or depart a place.

It's getting late. Imma truck it back to the hizzie.

by Mandy1341 February 11, 2008

Truck Seat Syndrome

The crushed left seat bolster of the driver's side seat, caused by fat Americans sliding out of the seats of their trucks and SUVs like they're on a McDonald's play play pen slide, instead of just getting out of their vehicle like a civilized human being by climbing down.

"I would have bought that used 4Runner if it wasn't for the signs of truck seat syndrome"

by Uranic Tomcat March 2, 2020

dump truck attorney

A derisive term to describe an incompetent and sometimes elderly attorney assigned by the state to represent a prison inmate going before the Board Of Prison Hearings who cannot afford a private one.

Yup, I’ve got another sad sack shot before the Board again this year with another dump truck attorney to mangle my case facts and the possibility of release.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

Truck You

A weird way of saying "fuck you" without cursing.

Mike: You're a dumb shit.
Bob: Truck you!

by weirdaway August 6, 2012