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Trouser Snake

The Trouser Snake is the most feared yet desired animal in the Animal Kingdom. When threatened, the normally docile and relaxed trouser snake tenses up into an erect position in order to increase its size to scare off an attacker. However, if this show of size and ferocity doesn't provoke fear its attacker, the Trouser Snake has been known to use its body to viciously ram the opponent repeatedly until it is driven away. Even more astounding, if the trouser snake can't frighten off an attacker with its body, it has been known to spit a white, gooey substance into an opponent's face, usually aiming for the eyes or oral region. His substance has been shown to induce either two reactions - uncontrollable gagging and blindness, or curiously enough, intense sensations of pleasure and satisfaction. This act has been linked to provocations from surprise, physical stimulation, and also in displays of sexual prowess for its partner or potential mate.
Candy surprised a sleeping Trouser Snake by grabbing it around the neck - in response, the Trouser snake stood up and spit a mouthful of white goo onto her chest.
by MightyTightyWhities July 29, 2009
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Red corduroy trousers

Either:

(1) the ultimate fashion faux pas

or

(2) an archaic hookup garment for gay men.

In 1950s London, when homosexuality was illegal, young homosexual men first used trousers made of red corduroy as a means of identifying one another at a distance, and of indicating that they were available for sexual liaisons with other men.

The trend is thought to have started out among recently-demobilised gay ex-army officers, but soon spread through polari subculture to encompass gay men in general.

The logic behind it was that red corduroy trousers are so hideous that only men who understood their true meaning would ever wear them, so there was no room for misunderstanding.
I see you're wearing red corduroy trousers. Does that mean you're up for some hot bum sex? And can I bring my friend Reggie to watch?
by Hangus the Monkey June 28, 2010
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trouser trout

my trouser trout wants to jump into your lake
by boomer2 July 28, 2003
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Trouser Snorkeled

To give or receive oral sex on a man
by Thomas broadway January 1, 2010
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trouser snake dancing

british slang word for sex.
the british can be a bit on the mad side.
Were going to go home and do a bit of trouser snake dancing ;
by Desiree, uhduh. August 17, 2006
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Trosey

An individual that causes laughter , humor, usually a guy named Jeremy
Bella is such a trosey!
by Lake fun July 4, 2017
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house of trouser

(noun) a flat- or house-share where the residents are exclusively male.
i'm going to live with all the guys in a house of trouser.
by scottish fruit September 4, 2004
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