serious emotional trauma

While physical trauma heals, serious emotional trauma leaves permanent psychological scars.

Getting my foreskin caught in my trouser zipper at age 5 was bad enough, but what gave me serious emotional trauma was when my mother had to unzip it.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

trauma sponge

One whom others naturally and sometimes inexplicably turn to with their problems. They "soak" up the "stains" of their issues, leaving the teller feeling better at having relieved themselves of bearing the burden of their problems alone. Usually an uninvolved party who is considered to have a more objective opinion of the situation.

It happened again! I was at a party talking to this girl and five minutes later she was crying on my shoulder telling me about her parents divorce!

I am such a trauma sponge, all my friends talk to me when they're sad.

by Hebacious January 6, 2011

Trauma Twinkies

A term used by Emergency Medical Services personnel to describe Type II ambulances or van-style ambulances.

American Medical Response uses Trauma Twinkies as opposed to a box-style ambulance.

by AMR EMT September 4, 2014

post traumatic sex disorder

The after effect of sex so good or awful that you get flashbacks

Good- That girl was a freak she gave me a case of post traumatic sex disorder, I've been rock hard all day!

Bad- I don't want to talk about it she gave me ptsd my dick won't work right for a week and my balls need a lobotomy.

by jjerzey November 20, 2013

traumafied

scared shitless, traumatized-horrified

When I saw your momma, I was fuckin traumafied!

by swell January 24, 2006

Baby Mama Trauma

To experience trauma due to one's "baby mama" or a knocked up ho.

Man Ja-kwon looks sadizzle.
Fo sho, he gots that baby mama trauma.
Oh, damnnn - I'll pound tu dat shit.
*pounds fist*

by A crazy mofizzle April 24, 2005

Religious trauma

A term used by people who have been treated awfully by religious people. Often times, the religious person is a guardian or someone close to you, but can also just be random religious people.

“No, I don’t hate religious people, I just hate the stupid ones. I have religious trauma, you can’t blame me.”

by Beezee01 February 13, 2022