Traumahawk

A sudden burst of unpleasant imagery or phrases in order to traumatize someone or just generally disturb them.

John: I'm gonna hit you with a traumahawk!
Sarah: What's a -
John: YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX
Sarah: OH GOD NO STOP IT

by Sergeant Turdwhilst September 17, 2011

traumahawk

A helicopter you don't want to ride in. AkA Lifeflight, Medivac, flying ambulance.

Larry crashed so hard that they brought in the traumahawk.

by pacifichigh December 9, 2008

Trauma Hawk

Someone, or something that waits for traumatic events to then swoop in to reap the benefits of “helping” those in distress

P1: I only ever see Ana hang out with Michael after he’s had a hard day knowing he’s vulnerable

P2: it’s so gross how she does that, what a trauma Hawk

by ⲙⲁⲣⲓⲁ September 14, 2023

tamahawked

Peter Griffin's tv show, similar to Punk'd. In which he hits everyone with a fish.

You have just been tamahawked. Yeah, that's my show. Tamahawked.

by Gilbert the goldfish January 2, 2011