touche

A person who is both a tool and a douche.

I couldn't decide whether Drew is a tool or a douche, so I just consider him a touche.

by 57 Varieties May 1, 2011

touche

Used in Tom n Jerry once when they were fencing

Touche a la pussy cat

by JRiggs August 28, 2005

Touched

What you say when you are screwed over by something.

"Dude, I didn't study for that exam today...Touched!"

by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007

the Touch

If you touch something and it becomes broken and/or dies, you have the Touch.

Eugene has "the touch".

Bob isn't allowed to have animals or plants, he has the touch.

by Lord_D October 24, 2004

touche

\toosh\
noun
: a penile flatulence; a dick fart
: an emission or expulsion of air from the penis; similar to that from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated
: the male equivalent of a queef

verb
: to release air from the penis, voluntarily or involuntarily

While strolling through the locker room, we came across an old, nude european who was conversing about his touche.

Unknowingly to me, I frequently touche in bed during REM sleep.

by Toucher February 25, 2012

touched

someone who is feeling high

#1: yo are you touched off that splee?
#2: yea yo im fuckin touched

by -[omar]- September 24, 2006

Touched

A person that is sexual molested in high school, moves away to another city and gets a buzz cut.

John: Why does Dan always have a buzz cut whenever he gets a hair cut.

Frank: I think he was touched back in Miami.

by Chino Grife June 24, 2009