tonsurephobia

The fear of haircuts, a phobia.

I am afraid of haircuts
You have tonsurephobia

by Jake Fearnside April 11, 2008

tonsil hockey

It's another word in slang for,"Making out."

The young man and his girlfriend played tonsil hockey,while swimming in the pool.

by Jeff Gray November 28, 2003

tonsillectomy

probably the suckiest surgery to ever have as a 19 year old... the ice cream must only be worth it under the age of 7... it is the removal of your tonsils.

"Why can't you eat this steak?"

"I had a tonsillectomy, I have to be on a liquid diet... I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS!"

by Lindy Lou June 29, 2008

tonsilbate

(v.) 1. An act of oral sex in which the receiver's penis is stimulated through contact with the tonsils of the giver.

2. Oral sex performed on a man, in general

I recommend you tonsilbate as frequently as possible

by TheLoudestFan December 21, 2009

Tonsil tennis

French kissing someone so much you '' play tonsil tennis''

"did you guys play tonsil tennis last night?"

"Ahaha yeah"

by Jacky_d July 15, 2017

Tonsil Turd

Slang term for tonsilloliths, or tonsil stones. Tonsil turds are irregularly shaped, whitish/yellow, foul-smelling globs of mucous and bacteria that get caught in the back of the throat. They form in the tonsil crypts which are simply small pockets or divots that appear in everyones tonsils. The scientific name for these white globs is tonsilloliths.

Last week when I was sick, I hacked up huge shitty smelling tonsil turds.

by butlerj May 22, 2005

tonsil tonic

A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.

I delivered a dose of tonsil tonic and her sore throat cleared up immediately.

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007