tebowed

To be vastly over-matched and fail miserably in some important endeavor.

I tebowed my climb up Mt. Everest: lost both feet, six fingers, and didn't even make it halfway up the mountain.

by pablopicasso! January 28, 2012

Tebow

Adj. Getting something done, but in a very shitty manner

Jake: "He did such a shitty job."
Me: "He still got it done thought."
Jake: "Yep he pulled a Tebow."

by ZaBlazer November 25, 2011

Dirty Tebow

this is accomplished by making a surprise-dry run at a females anus.

This cannot be a simple push in, you must be at least two steps behind the female and, she must be taken by surprise AND cry afterwards.

Tom: Dude what happened to your eye?
Jerry: Mary hit me.

Tom: Why did she hit you?
Jerry: I jumped my dick in her ass dry. After she stopped crying from the Dirty Tebow I gave her she slapped the shit out of me.

Tom: Wow, you deserved it ya asshat.

by The psuedonym's pseudonym February 24, 2011

Dirty Tebow

Very similar but not to be confused with "the Dirty Sanchez." The Dirty Tebow is when you're doing anal, pull out and instead of drawing a mustache above the girl's lip you draw a streak under each of her eyes. The result looking like she's wearing those dark things Tim Tebow puts on his face on gameday. Writing a message in either streak is optional.

"I thought about trying to get back together with Cathy, but I don't want to touch that since I know Nate gave her a Dirty Tebow."

by YellaBird February 8, 2010

Tebowing

to refer to throwing a pass short and behind an open receiver.

Dude, I was wide open! Why are you Tebowing?

by bubbagump1975 October 20, 2012

Tebow

pulling something off in spite of the disbelief of all those around you.

managing to pull something out of your ass that no one thought you could.

being awful at something for a majority of the time that you are doing it and then somehow pulling yourself together in the last moments to secure victory.

Joe your presentation was such a Tebow, somehow you pulled it together at the very end despite screwing up throughout it.

"How the hell did he win that game? "

"He's Tim Tebow coach"

by jenkhouse411 November 18, 2011

Tim Tebow-ner

When QB Tim Tebow of the Florida Gators scores a touchdown or makes a great play this normally occurs.

Guy 1: Did you see Tebow score that long touchdown?

Guy 2: Yeah man, i did! It gave me a Tim Tebow-ner!

by mccoot27 December 15, 2008