A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.
I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
by JackMeough April 03, 2010
Tofu Person: A person who absorbs the personality and interests of the people around them like tofu absorbs the flavor of the food it is cooked with. They usually do this because they lack a personality of their own, and they will often forsake their previous persona for a new one at any given moment.
Ashley Robichaud is a tofu person. Sure, she'll preach to you about how important it is to be a good friend, but tomorrow she will stab you in the back and try to drive all your best friends away from you.
by nicherzog January 22, 2011
by Starbucks&Uggs&Selfies4Lyfe November 20, 2014
a super admirable, intelligent, annoying, cheap, stingy, lazy smelly, cute taiwanese foreigner
slave of alice lin
slave of alice lin
alice: hey stinky tofu!!
beck: yes master T^T
alice: rabu rabu?
beck: yes yes rabu rabu!!! S2uS2
alice: good slave
beck: yes master T^T
alice: rabu rabu?
beck: yes yes rabu rabu!!! S2uS2
alice: good slave
by mrslin May 16, 2010
by tONE lOC March 28, 2013
by JaioCG October 01, 2017