To Tha Face

OMG BESTEST SONG EVAR! It features Pierre & Gwitha. Song written for Tejb.

Penis: Have you heard of that song "To Tha Face"?

Banana: What? Have you been living under a rock?

by TenManOrgy November 6, 2010

roundhouse kick to the face

a technique used by karate experts like Chuck Norris, Stephen Segal and Barry Gleeson to knock out anything that has a heartbeat

.....see that bouncer over there, I know if I had to I could go over there and roundhouse kick to the face!

do you want a roundhouse kick to the face

by ikethefiend October 28, 2010

nuts to the face

A potentially deadly move in the martial art known as Sack-Chi, in which a sweaty man thrusts his unwashed scrotum into the eyes of his opponent.

Now that he has perfected the art of nuts to the face, Young Shitting Grasshopper can face his mortal enemy, Dark Cloud of Ass Juice.

by cpoc January 28, 2004

to the face

To smoke either a joint OR a blunt entirely to oneself, in one sitting. Similar to to the dome but applicable only with weed, man.

Crazy Ian smoked that joint to the face. He was hella blazed.

by Hans Moleman January 14, 2004

to my face

to induldge in whatever it is in one sitting.

"Man I drank that liter of Jack Daniels to my face last night, and i got retarded."

by erik bullock July 23, 2008

face to crotch correlation

phenomenon. The uncanny ability for a OBGYN to distinguish a ladyboy from a lady after years of associating faces of patients with the appearance of their crotch. The expert is even able to predict the gender of a ladyboy of thai tranny caliber.

Dr. P: Wtf how did u score a 90% on the ladyboy test?
Dr. S: oh it's easy her face to crotch correlation was a 7 favoring a woman.
Dr. P: ...

by niggman star33 November 9, 2011

to your face

To have something raw and straight to yourself.

Billy! You better drink that bottle to your face!

I just smoked 10 grams to my face!

by Goldspot April 30, 2008