Tissue Lad

A male friend who provides his heart-broken girl friend with tissues.

Oh dear, someone is crying . Get the girl a tissue lad.

by faemu March 19, 2016

tissue bits

tiny pieces of left over tissue found in a womans muff, after wiping.

"always check for tissue bits before letting your man go muff diving"

by Tara1978 September 23, 2007

tissue change

Having so much money that anything under $100000 is easy to get and throw away and considered tissue change.

Oh you just got the new lambo? Hah! That’s tissue change.

by M$NEY M$KER May 20, 2018

tissue abortion

The act of masturbating, and when climaxed, shooting it into a tissue or paper towel to catch the burst then discarding into the trash.

"I tissue abortioned about twelve kids last night."

Spanking the monkey often, are we?

by FunkWeasel March 18, 2011

tissue pixie

your mom if she pays you for jacking off in tissues and putting them under your pillow. like the tooth fairy but hillbilly

i got 20bucks from the tissue pixie. been wackin off alot since sister moved out

by horny uncle June 26, 2008

Tissue Party

A particularly intense session of sexual intercourse or masturbation, where a large number of tissues are required to wipe up all the cum.

What you up to tonight girl?
Nothing much, you?
How about you come over and we have a tissue party?

by aperception May 26, 2015

tissue but no toilet blumpkin

When you are craving for a blumpkin but there is no dam toilet near u an ur bitch go behind any hiding public place with no toliet and you get on your knees an she gives u a blumpkin while neiling and taking a ferocious shit an den cumming all over her face an let it dry an ripple just like tissue

"tissue but no toilet blumpkin"
allright say ur name is rhys an u love to give blumpkins u go with ur man or girl an give dem a blumkin cause der is no toilet

by blumpkin man 973 June 5, 2009