bummer times

an understanding, but half-hearted consolation given to those experiencing difficult times in their lives. Is used when one wishes to express the feeling that there is no point in moping around anymore and that it is time to move on,but it still conveys the message that recipient's pain is understood.

Person A: "Why you looking so depressed dude?"

Person B: "My girl just broke up with me"

Person A: "Bummer times man. Guess it just wasn't meant to be."

by ibman67 August 4, 2008

Three Times Bitch

1. A variant of the all-too-popular expletive "Bitch". Typically screamed in highly frustrating and tedious situations.

2. An individual who is so pissy that bitch doesn't describe him/her correctly. The name "three times bitch" is necessary.

Origin: Triple Bitch

Example 1: Halo game
Noob: "I just got sniped again! A three times bitch!"

Example 2: School
Brian: "We have a project due tomorrow? A three times bitch!"

Example 3:
D.A.: "Adam is such a three times bitch on Call of Duty. All he does is whine."

by strongsauce March 11, 2009

Timestopper Shit

A Timestopper Shit is a type of that that has qualities consisting of being massive, rancid, abhorrent, putrid, rotting, boiling, highly acidic, volatile, toxic, festering, violent, horrific, diabolical, universe ending, diseased, unholy, infested, absolutely fucking disgusting, steamy, moist, chunky chili dumpy diarrhea shit. It's fabled to cause time itself to stop should it happen. You will know when somebody is about to release a Timestopper Shit.

Dude you smell that? I think someone is about to lay down a Timestopper Shit in your bathroom!

by Kirtune July 12, 2019

Timethief

Someone who is always late, meaning they are constantly steeling other people's time and wasting other people's lives.

You're five hours late! That's five hours of my life I'm never getting back you timethief!

by Rikstir July 31, 2015

Timesist

When you say that someone has to be a certain timezone to do something.

Join my roleplay! Only pst and est
"Ew she's so timesist"

by Tana333 September 24, 2018

Timesing

The word dumbasses use instead of the word 'multiplying'. Because they're dumbasses.

UhhHhHhh... yeah, I think we'll need to do some timesing for this problem.

by BlaizenTen January 19, 2020

Times Square Character

A Times Square Character is a Creep dressed in low quality costumes as your favorite movie or tv show characters that Hunt you down if you don't want to take a picture. They also steal your phone, forcing you to pay your money.

Diego: Why did you come back soo early?
Angel: I got chased by a Times Square Character who forced me to take a picture and He stole my Phone until I payed him money.

by Worse than JJ March 26, 2020