Albert walked out of the restroom with a very lengthy Tile Comet on his right shoe. He tried to use his left foot to remove it, then ended up with a Tile Comet on his left shoe as well.
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As the sunset became more romantic she softly whispered in the Colonel's ear "can we, can we, do the Tillamook Tickle tonight Angus?"
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Get the ceramic tiled mug.Dumb Asian whore with blond hair and fake tits and caked on makeup. Famous for sitting behind her computer hours on end updating her myspace page. Thinks she is bisexual and has scored a TV show "A shot at love", more recently claimed to be pregnant by a certain so called a-list rapper who's identity is unknown.
Her stuck up demeanor and trashy antics has left a void in pop culture, more recently her music career has gone nowhere... and critics claim she has no real talent and only scored a show because of her popularity on myspace and her so-called exotic Asian ethnicity to score ratings.
MTV currently casting "shot at love 3" however due to her spiraling popularity MTV opted to cast an authentic bisexual woman -- tila claims she turned down the deal to move on with other things- such as her "career" in singing.
A hot mess
Her stuck up demeanor and trashy antics has left a void in pop culture, more recently her music career has gone nowhere... and critics claim she has no real talent and only scored a show because of her popularity on myspace and her so-called exotic Asian ethnicity to score ratings.
MTV currently casting "shot at love 3" however due to her spiraling popularity MTV opted to cast an authentic bisexual woman -- tila claims she turned down the deal to move on with other things- such as her "career" in singing.
A hot mess
Aye you heard of this myspace sleez tila tequila?
Oh that jizz junkie that did that track with ya boy?
yeah her, the one who thinks she bisexual
what about that floozy?
she claiming she pregnant with some rappers kid
that lil skeet meat got ran through by the whole block
yeah glad i had that jimmy on extra tight...
yeah tell that to ya boy
yay digg!
Oh that jizz junkie that did that track with ya boy?
yeah her, the one who thinks she bisexual
what about that floozy?
she claiming she pregnant with some rappers kid
that lil skeet meat got ran through by the whole block
yeah glad i had that jimmy on extra tight...
yeah tell that to ya boy
yay digg!
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