thrumpin

The act of farting during sex.

"Tom was thrumping all night while we were having intercourse. GROSS!!"

by Elizapple April 23, 2017

finger thru the toilet paper moment

a sinking realization that you've just fucked up and it's too late to do anything about it

this afternoon i had a "finger thru the toilet paper moment" when i blurted out bob's girlfriend's name in front of his wife.

by banjobill January 9, 2009

one thrust Mcgee

A human male, when inserting his erect phallus into the corresponding female orifice, ejaculates after one plunge (thrust).

I heard last night that Jacob was a one thrust mcgee.

by darnasian May 26, 2014

poop thrust

a term used to describe the act of popping the cork on a turd. you strain so hard to achieve this that it's actually orgasmic. you feel so relieved when you have a poop thrust that you go and name your oldschool runescape character after it.

i almost passed out making that poop thrust but it was worth it.

by flossigans April 19, 2018

Hazleton Nut Thrust

When a man holds his balls together tightly, and fists a Domincan prostitute's asshole with the balls.

nigga: I would sure like to give you a Hazleton Nut Thrust.

Domincan Ho: (unintelligble Dominican jibbersh)

nigga: Oh yeah. Take it like a white biatch!

Dominican Ho: two dollars.

nigga: Damn your pricey.

by Hazletard-in-Chief November 22, 2010

Bisexual Monkey Thrust

This one takes three and some acrobatics. You've got penis-haver # 1 in the middle doing the most work. Vagina-haver wraps their legs around the penis-haver, being fucked / fucking. Both should contribute. Seemingly standard stand-up sex. Finally, you have penis-haver # 2 fucking penis-haver # 1 in the ass. Legs also wrapped penis-haver # 1. So if all 3 get their rhythm and thrusting right, it's magical. But requires the right people for sure.

Confused friend: Wait wait wait. So you're saying you were fucking your partner while also being fucked in the ass by some dude? And standing up, supporting both their weight just thrusting into each of them? What the fuck?

Penis-haver # 1: Bro, you haven't lived until you've experienced a bisexual monkey thrust. Trust me.

by BisexualMonkeyThrustLover March 24, 2021

thrussy

Throat pussy

Me: I would love to fuck Moses' thrussy like this.
Moses: Don't stop, don't miss

by Thrussykiller April 26, 2017