thomas mcparland

thomas mcparland is an infamous personality known for being the head of the league of extraordinary abortionists, and the subject of many a hate group. he is also known for his flamboyant homosexual tendencies.

Thomas Mcparland enjoys long moonlit walks on the beach while holding hands and watching the stars...and by that I mean huntin babies.

by mary-sue-ellen May 1, 2005

Jamie Thomas

One of the world's best skateboarders. He rides for Zero Skateboards.

Known for: Ollieing the Leap of Faith, flipping large stair sets, and large handrails.

Dude, Jamie Thomas must be the best skateboarder ever.

by Ricky Benda May 27, 2005

Thomas Hawk

Brother of Tony, he can be found when out skiing or snowboarding usually in the trees but not confined to them. He can also be found when attempting to jump off a cliff. He's pesky and you'll know when you run into him. But Great guy

He also responds to his alter ego Tomahawk

I sent a cliff went nose heavy and then all of a sudden our buddy Thomas Hawk came out of nowhere

by Interrupting will February 17, 2017

Thomassexual

When you are deeply in love with Thomas and would be infected with the virus because of him

Someone: hey what's your sexuality

Ме: oh i'm Thomassexual

by Tedy_baby January 1, 2021

thomas running

Thomas Running is a inventor, who invented running in 1748, when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

"did you know running was invented by thomas running?"

"no"

by YaBoiHacker February 2, 2023

Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.

A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.

by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008

thomas the train

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thomas the train

by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019