number √3/2

Going to the toilet and instead of shitting, an apple come out ya butt

Oi m8 I just did a number √3/2

by Ojdidit94 October 19, 2017

Number 3

When you shit out water while shitting out hard lumps of dookie while pissing all at the same time.

Anybody who eats Taco Bell: oh shit, I gotta take a Number 3.

Me: they go up to 3 now?

by Jynx1337 September 2, 2025

Number 3

To cum/ejaculate

I need a number 3

by Grandpa max July 19, 2017

Number 3

The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”

by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021

rule number 3

Let go of the dead, they might come back

Me: "I still see her in my dreams"

Bro: "Dude, get an exorcist. Remember rule number 3"

by WastedOrphans April 25, 2024

Number 3

A flatulence walk. Taking a solo walk outside or to the washroom to expel gas to prevent nauseating your fellow office coworkers, causing a disturbance or clearing out the office entirely. For flatulance in populated areas, see crop dusting.

Hey, where did you disappear to? I was just taking a number 3 outside and got some sun and fresh air at the same time!

by Arm4c August 8, 2025

Number 3

n. (NUM-burr THR-ee) A condition characterized by the sudden onset of an acute and intense inchy sensation, centered on an individual's anal sphincter, and which demands the immediate attention of those afflicted. The condition is caused by two distinct factors: 1. Improper/ ineffective post-bowel movement wiping techniques, generally associated with laziness or other hurried factors, and 2. Physical activity necessitating the use of an individual's legs and buttocks, such as walking. There are multiple theories which attempt to explain the mechanics which lead to the condition, most studies point to the combination of drying feces and taint sweat to explain the end result of the condition.

v. The act of ass wiping, generally in the standing position, for the purposes of removing the poo/sweat slurry from an individual's stink-star, as well as the only known method of relieving the intense itching sensation associated with the condition.

Stanley: Man, this hike has really been swell, don't you think Dre?

Dre: Yeah, I guess, but you rushed me back at the house when I was going Number 2. And now, I got a serious case of Number 3!

Boomquisha: You two are nasty, I don't even know why I'm here...

Stanley: Don't worry Dre, if you can't make it back, I'll give you my shirt to use to go Number 3 find that tree.

Dre: Bet

by BigNutzCracker July 6, 2019