do the thing

A phrase for shy people who want to talk about sex acts in public (or people who want to talk about sex at work without getting in trouble).

Girl: Soooo, did you do the thing with that girl from sales?
Dude: Which thing?
Girl: You know, the thing.

by KrW September 23, 2005

King of the thing

The most important thing; the priority; point; etc.

"But really, the king of the thing is that we need to get to work."

by majesticlarson March 27, 2015

You see the thing is,

The game was rigged from the start.

You see the thing is,
yes i copy&pasted this so i can post it

by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020

Jing the thing

To give yourself some love. To tame the dragon. To wax the candle. To work the shift stick. To buff the banana. To beat the bishop. To pet the python. To play your own trumpet. To fondle the flagpole. To answer nature's booty call. To fiddle the flute. To go the extra mile for yourself. To shine the doorknob. To shake the snake awake.

"Where is Joe? I haven't seen him in a while.

"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."

by BuzzedBrain January 28, 2020

the coolness of the thing

when you see something that tis so Cool and you want it so bad

son: daddy so that toy car can I have it

dad: no son we don't have that much money so no
son: but daddy I want is so bad you can say I the coolness of the thing it

by ima shoot ya October 30, 2020

Doing the Thing

/THiNG/
Verb
The action of leaving a group, party, meeting, event and/or call in regards to being hurt, mad, sad, and/or upset.

Ex. Damian doing the thing

“Yo why is Damian red?”
*Damian leaves the Xbox party*
“Damian did the Thing LMFAO!“

by Cockmuncher33 November 16, 2022

palmer the thing

PALMER HAS SUCH A FLAT ASS IT ACTUALLY IS HORRENDOUS. EVERYTIME I SEE IT WHILST WATCHING THE THING 1982, I WINCE IN PAIN AND FLINCH. HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND CARRYING JUST SKIN AND BONE, NO FAT!!

palmer the thing has such a flat fucking ass it actually pains me to look at, you wouldnt be able to shake that shit !!!

by meowbark13 June 4, 2023