mile high messiah

The nickname for the Denver Broncos 2010 first round draft choice, Tim Tebow.

Dude, are you a proud believer in the mile high messiah?

by demonicshamrock August 8, 2010

Oh Great Messiah William Lester

The best trombone player in brevard county, also a sex god with multiple girl friends

Oh Great Messiah William Lester is here! What knowledge does he bring for us?

by 12203874!; December 14, 2021

messiah slut

A dumb blond that likes anal sex behind churches.

The blonde went to the church is a messiah slut

by Dr deadpool May 6, 2018

Messiah

That really handsome fellow that has nothing to prove so because he knows he is that guy.

Everybody wants to be him so they cast aspersions on who he is.

Usually he is highly intelligent and prefers actions over rhetoric.

Messiah: The cult of personality, spirituality and physicality.
Guy 1 :“He’s an Ed”
Guy 2 : “Nah he definitely is Wisdumb”.
Guy 1’s girlfriend: “He’s Hot”
(Guy 1 approaches Wisdumb looks him in the eye and see the truth then walks away).

by Missael December 2, 2019

messiah healing sabbath church

messiah healing sabbath church, a noun; name of a church

The interested messiah healing sabbath church scheduled attending sabbathday prayer every 7day of the week.

by Sabbathuse April 16, 2020

The Messiah

A footballer that can play in a number of positions. Recently known for playing Right Back.

I wonder where Neil Critchley has played the Messiah Today

Ben Garrity is The Messiah

by BenGarrityAppreciation August 17, 2020

Messiah

A nigga who has a steady yet bouncy jiggly ass.

Yo, Did you see that messiah that just walked past us? Bro had the fattest ass I’ve ever seen.

by YaBoyStax September 10, 2020