by demonicshamrock August 8, 2010
Get the mile high messiahmug. by 12203874!; December 14, 2021
Get the Oh Great Messiah William Lestermug. Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.
After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.
by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020
Get the Blumpkin Messiahmug. the hottest most amazing sexiest man on earth that tat is in love with.
i want him to use me, and stretch out my pussy <3
anything for messiah ;)
i want him to use me, and stretch out my pussy <3
anything for messiah ;)
messiah is daddy.
by tat<3 June 9, 2021
Get the messiahmug. by YaBoyStax September 10, 2020
Get the Messiahmug. by Sponge man ice cone January 31, 2022
Get the Messiahmug. 