The Captain

Insertion of the pointer finger in the anus, inducing climax. Can only be practiced on males.

A little known fact, due to his debilitation from polio, FDR could only achieve climax through use of the Captain. (too soon?)

by Dan Lohman August 10, 2002

I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!

Famous quote that COD MW2 player Strixal repeatedly shouts out in-game to noobs he schools.

Noob - "I'm awesome, I will pwn u all!"
(Strixal kills Noob x 9999 times)
~ Silence ~
Strixal - "I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!"

by TheLastRambo August 5, 2010

Storming the Capitol

Accidentally Tasering Your Nutsack

One of the Trumpsurrectionist was storming the Capitol and had a heart attack and died.

by Silent Slim January 8, 2021

Mayday! Cried The Captain

the most kickass band ever to form around ocala, florida. they play Technologimetalcore, and have the best live show i've ever seen.

Sal and Kyle are the singer and keyboardist for Mayday! Cried the Captain

by meltdownCAR5 January 30, 2009

save the captain

When drinking a bottle of Captain Morgan's Rum, you must drink to a level in which the cartoon captain Morgan cannot drown. I.E the entire damn bottle!

I drank the entire bottle to save the captain from certain death

by Grock5000 August 22, 2007

going for the capillaries

Making an ineffectual attack against a relatively minor aspect of an argument or adversary, leaving the object of the attack unaffected.

An attack that is misplaced and off-target and does not address the fundamental issue.

The tactical opposite of "going for the jugular."

In argument, correcting your opponent's grammar instead of attacking her argument is an example of "going for the capillaries."

by MaxwellX August 1, 2010

The Captain's Log

The MEAN deuce you took that didnt exactly slide out easily.

Man after eating that chinese grub I had to go drop the Captain's Log.

by Meat Sweater hehehehe October 11, 2006