textureful

when something has a lot of texture

“wow this bubble tea is textureful”

by juwayriyaamjid October 8, 2022

textured

The act of being inebriated, and finding the need to tell absolutely anyone you know about being a drunk fuck through text messages.

Person One: Fuck. I'm textured. Like Bad
Person Two: Textured?

Person Yes, Textured
Person Two: Textured?

Person Three: You heard the man. TEXTURED

by LinleyGames June 25, 2023

texturey

When something has a texture that makes you cringe inside. Examples would be dumplings, chalk, chalk boards, tofu, cotton balls, flan, tres leches cake, and moist dumplings.

The lead chef made chicken and dumplings that were very texturey.

by sensory advocate June 8, 2024

SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People)

A Human-like substance made entirely from soy products.

get a load of these flagrant SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People) over here

by ROCKARD November 8, 2020

textbreviation

The shortening of words to allow for complete sentense structure within a mobile device or instant message.

The correct textbreviation for Talk to you later is TTYL

by Jay Nish August 3, 2007

tecture

v. to tecture is to lecture or yell at someone through a text message

"My dad tectured me about not talking to strangers but here I am talking to you... What's your name again?"

by It's the truth! December 2, 2007

Textument

Having an argument via text messaging.

Steve: dude what are you doing with that phone?
David: having a textument with my wife over the fact I said I'd be home two hours ago
Steve: well turn it off. It's your turn to buy a lap dance.

by Theosus2 December 17, 2008