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text message breakup

1.(verb) Establishing that one no longer wishes to pursue a relationship via text message.

2. (noun) tactics of a man who has no balls and does not deserve penetration.

3. (noun) tatic that will get you cussed out, your shit put on blast, and offical forfeiture of any of your muthafuckin shit left at your girlfreinds house.
Phone is buzzing

Girl: Its a text from my boo.
Face draws up in anger.
Girl: This bamma did not just break up with me via text message.

Freind: Dont be upset men like that do not deserve penetration and are losers anyway. Who in the hell text message Fuck him!
Girl: You are right, I guess he wont be needing these anymore(throws out boyfreinds stuff)
Freind: Text message breakups are the worst.
by mdraven22 November 6, 2009
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phantom text message

You could swear you feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, but when you look there are no text messages.
You: (pulls phone out of pocket to check text)
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!
by fbar December 2, 2010
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The passive-agressive, real-time technique a girl will use to cancel a date with a guy, starting with an initial postponing ("seeing a friend from out of town!"), a second postponing ("my friend is late, sorry!") and ending with outright cancellation, often without a second date suggestion ("Sorry, can't make it tonight! Talk soon")
The three-part text message cancellation goes as follows:
Girl: Hey, yeah, my friend Anna is in town for the night, and we'll just get dinner. Meet afterward for drinks?
Guy: Sure.
Girl: Yeah, so she's kind of down, I'm gonna have a couple of drinks with her, is that okay?
Guy: Yeah, I'll see you later.
Girl: Okay so Anna is sleeping over, girl's night in. Really sorry.
Guy: Okay, so we do this later then?
Girl: ...
by TheMontrealGuy October 21, 2011
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False Hope Text Message

When you get a text message just when you wish you had someone to talk to...and it turns out to be a stupid forward and no one really wants to talk to you.
YAY I just got a text from (Insert name of person you like here)!!!!!!!
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.
by Smurfanator February 8, 2010
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text messaging

the act of sending a typed message via cell phone; a very efficient and addicting way of communication.
Ashley is addicted to text messaging, and she went 2500 texts over her limit last month.
by Ashley Jill December 6, 2006
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text messaging

1. The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute.
2. Nigga Technology- don't start wild&out saying I'm racist, I don't mean it in a disrespectful way. I am using it as a general term for ignorant mothafuckas. someone of any race can be an ignorant muthafucka
3. Involves typing with thumbs Which I just don't approve of.
4. Fun fact, nothing typed by some niggaz thumbs has ever been important
5. Text messaging sucks
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Text messaging
Person 1: Can you print out your conversations?
Person 2: No
Person 1: You wanna know why? Cause niggaz never have anything to print
by Suck my nine April 7, 2006
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Text Message Ho

A late night girl whom is strickly communicated with via text message. Under no circumstance would an acutal vocal conversation ever take place.
I had to bang out my text message ho last night, kiiiiddd.

Dude, that chick is a text message ho. Strickly text scene.
by Rusty Colebrook January 3, 2009
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